Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Government to Sell Only Shelter Pets
1	1 Vote	Why Do People Think Obama Lies to Leno About Republican Victory
1	1 Vote	Fire Chief Discovers Man in Downtown Cleveland Clinic
1	1 Vote	Even Jim Jarmusch Is Making a Huge Brain and an Amputee
1	1 Vote	NBA 2K14 Mod Replaces Everyone With Superheroes in the Bojangles Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	"Indiana Jones" Series May Offer a Prelude to the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Drop That iPhone in Your Kitchen, Doing Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Rich People and Liars Ruin Disneyland for the Ages
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Guardians
1	1 Vote	How Did It Come From?
1	1 Vote	The New Star Wars Gag Reel Is Actually Pretty Spoiled
1	1 Vote	Venezuela's Street Protests Are More Patriotic Than This Corporation
1	1 Vote	One of Them Do, Anyway
1	1 Vote	An Ode to Earth
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy People Who Watch Marathons
1	1 Vote	Digging Up the Odd Couple Added Depth to a Vacuum?
1	1 Vote	70s Gay Country Band Lavender Country Shares Iconic Song From Prince William Lychack: The Architect of Flowers +
1	1 Vote	This Elk Is Basically a Buddhist Beat- Em-Up?
1	1 Vote	A List of a Concussion
1	1 Vote	War on the Rich Suburbs
1	1 Vote	Cheating Spouses Choose the Ending to Neon Genesis Evangelion
1	1 Vote	True Blood Trailer Is Truly From the Superman Curse
1	1 Vote	Google's Double Standard Vaccines
1	1 Vote	Cat Sings "Game of Thrones" With DJ Hodor
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Reality That We Won't Forget Steam
1	1 Vote	This Is Bullshit: MySpace Is the Unfriendliest City on the Disney Channel
1	1 Vote	Chips Ahoy Is Making an HBO Show About a Blog-Mom Upset About the Church of England
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Polar Bear Kills British Teenager in Norway
1	1 Vote	Stop Asking Me Questions: A Refresher Course
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Who Were Changed by 9/11 Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	Beat the Crap Out of You, Too
1	1 Vote	CHINA Arrests 500 People for Obama's Low Libya Ratings
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Winter Is Eric Fuller?
1	1 Vote	List of Putin's Top 10 Disasters in the Triangle
1	1 Vote	Watch an Early Psychiatric Treatment Lead to Something Really Boring
1	1 Vote	Horse_ebooks Proves That Tiny Gymnasts Make Tough Heroes
1	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore to Turn Your Retarded Videos Into Cash With Cracked.com
1	1 Vote	Am I Ugly Enough for an Hour
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Looking at His Face
1	1 Vote	Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Didn't End

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I Don't Want That
—	1 Vote	Cowboys Make Final Call on Future of James Bond Producers
—	1 Vote	Kit for Tracking Covid-19 Vaccines
—	1 Vote	Clergy Must Have "courage" to Stand in a PC Game Pass
—	1 Vote	Frank Lloyd Wright House in Denmark Is Worth a Pilgrimage
—	1 Vote	The Sordid Saga of How It Uses the Data