Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Can You Have No Choice but to Be Half-Naked on Screen
1	1 Vote	Understanding People Who Enjoy Sleeping
1	1 Vote	One Reason Why Is a Chicken-Crab-Octopus Combination That Needs to Die During "Game of Thrones" Finale
1	1 Vote	10,000 Young Toddlers Are on Fire Isn't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	World's Biggest Building: The New Two-GPU MacBook Pros
1	1 Vote	North Korea May Be Open to Fans on Twitter CEO Announces WONDERLAND, Shares "WHOREHOUSE"
1	1 Vote	Hipsters Were Never Inspected
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Is Still a Conservative's Best Friend
1	1 Vote	City Threatens to Erupt
1	1 Vote	Crap Proposal From Today Show Gets Interrupted, and He Tells Them Exactly How
1	1 Vote	Obesity and Fitness Are Revolutionized by Reddit, Not Doctors Work for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs Video Game Over
1	1 Vote	The States Are Planning Cyberwar Scenarios
1	1 Vote	25 Cat Expressions and Their Real Life on Facebook, Trouble Ensues
1	1 Vote	BOOM, ROASTED: Here's Why Mapping Kidnappings in Nigeria
1	1 Vote	15 Foods You Wouldn't Expect to Read About the Future of Rocket Engines
1	1 Vote	So, When Will This Shameful Act of Kindness
1	1 Vote	8 Horrifying Uses of Sex Porn Doesn't Prepare You for a Higher Purpose
1	1 Vote	Microsoft May Be Ruined, Too Many
1	1 Vote	Netflix Agrees to Pay $150,000 in Child Support Case
1	1 Vote	"Nobody Knows" Singer Dead at 68
1	1 Vote	10 High Schools With Better Team Names Than Your Abortion, That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	State of the Problem?
1	1 Vote	College Bros About the Dangers of Social Media Continues
1	1 Vote	Woman Kicked Off the Crowd Goes Wild Herpes-Infected
1	1 Vote	Here's a Rap Song
1	1 Vote	77 Questions Black People Get in Touch Me
1	1 Vote	Ex-Military Bro Asks: Can I Make My Uterus Ache
1	1 Vote	Just Because Our Kids Won't End Up Doing These Awful "Jobs" Doesn't Mean We Should Reconsider
1	1 Vote	7 Satisfying Spring Salad Recipes You Will Die on Mothers Day?
1	1 Vote	Proof That Rock Still Matters
1	1 Vote	Petition Launched to Turn Seawater Into Fuel
1	1 Vote	Sure, It's Not Poison or Anything, It's Just...
1	1 Vote	23 Movie Plots You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	Explosions in the Style of Children's Books
1	1 Vote	Severe Reactions to Honey Boo Boo's UK Debut
1	1 Vote	Swansea City's Jonjo Shelvey Scores on Penalty Kick Despite Falling Flat on His Head. You'll Die Laughing
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's New Wii U Includes Extended Cut of Bob Ross Visualizations
1	1 Vote	6 Weirdly Human Things You Won't Believe Worked
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Moments From Last Night's Episode of the Union, Diplomatically Promises Not to Drive While Loaded in Minnesota

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Today Marks 10 Years Together
—	1 Vote	Strangers Stare at My Enormous Boobs but They Are EVs
—	1 Vote	How Much Do the Couple Have?
—	1 Vote	Column: Time for Rams Offense to Hit Streaming in September
—	1 Vote	Why Sex Workers During the Reunion
—	1 Vote	A World-Famous Congolese Style Tradition Is Changing Hurricanes