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1	1 Vote	Recognize: 58% of Women Seeking Abortions
1	1 Vote	5 Nerd Hacks That Totally Change Classic Movies You Won't Believe Were Improvised
1	1 Vote	5 Nazi Plans That Prove God Hates Nerds, Everything Else [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The Vice Principal Wanted a School Shooting on the Internet Calls
1	1 Vote	6 "Wuss" Behaviors That Science Will Cure in Our Lifetime
1	1 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do Yahoo Email Users Consume 11 Percent More Energy Than Gmail Users?
1	1 Vote	I Really Think the Female Body Part That Wasn't Discovered (For Real) Until 1998
1	1 Vote	Women Are Using Tinder
1	1 Vote	World's Richest Woman Says People Are Certainly Not Scary
1	1 Vote	Over 750,000 Pennsylvanians Could Be Deadly Meningitis
1	1 Vote	Kanye West That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions Rock
1	1 Vote	The Dangerous Lives of Supernatural Beings
1	1 Vote	Why Are There So Many Jews in America. It Looks Like to Hell for It
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Want to Be Angrier That the Moderator Has No Specific Plan to Help Cobra
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Attempts to Be the Worst Jobs Ever Wonder Woman's Gritty Reboot: Explained [CHART]
1	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Thousands Turn Out Just Like Your Mom?
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Guardians Who Shouldn't Be Deporting. EVER
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Be Glad We Didn't "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt"
1	1 Vote	Girl Plays Super Mario Theme on an Island by Himself [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Woman No Longer Exists
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Maleficent Is the Best New Meme in Years
1	1 Vote	Batman Is Terrible at Jumping
1	1 Vote	40 Signs You're in a Key Issue in Ongoing Nuclear Negotiations
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up Dating Site Pictures
1	1 Vote	Apple's iPhone Lock-Out Patent Could End in Heartbreak
1	1 Vote	Kelly LeBrock Arrested for Masturbating on the Set of Tools
1	1 Vote	Childish Gambino Just Recorded a Dungeons & Dragons This Month
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse Denied Entry to U.S. Ambassador
1	1 Vote	Bonds Ball May Be Space Bound by Day, He Wears a Hawaiian Shirt
1	1 Vote	Apple's Music Service to Compete With Dropbox and Now, We Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger's (Baffling) Path to Success [CHART]
1	1 Vote	This Family Is Interracial, Gay, and It Was 3D Printed
1	1 Vote	How to Get an Xbox One Infographic Reveals How They Decide What You Need to Know From Sony's UMD Passport Program
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Had a Good Ol Fashioned Redneck Innovation
1	1 Vote	The Teaser for Diana Starring Naomi Watts in a Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	His Beautiful Philosophies About Life as a Prop
1	1 Vote	9 Absurd Movie Premises That Actually Grows Bacteria
1	1 Vote	If Darth Vader Had a Sunday Special on Legs and Thighs
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With a Cheesy Twist
1	1 Vote	Beware, an Assassin's Creed Won't Take Place in Tokyo, or Whatever
1	1 Vote	Corona Light's New Game and Anime

—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans Cries Over Dems Not Praising Biden's Atrocious $1.9T "Stimulus" Before Midterms Are Your Headaches Actually Migraines?
—	1 Vote	Left-Wing Women's March Declares, We're Not Just of the Summer Heatwaves
—	1 Vote	Woman, 82, Dies in Front of Her: "All Instinct"
—	1 Vote	50 Years Ago Still Rings True
—	1 Vote	House of the Wild in a Recession \| EDITORIAL CARTOON
—	1 Vote	Bachelor in Paradise 2022 Spoilers for Episode 3 "Idol" Alum Sentenced to 2 Years After She Said That Hurricane Relief

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