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1	1 Vote	If Ashlyn Hasn't Shown You the Perfect New England Summer Citrus
1	1 Vote	Bitch Better Have My Aura Unblocked
1	1 Vote	Bad News: Scientists Have Created Remote Controlled Cyborg Sperm
1	1 Vote	Help WANTED: Business Insider Is Hiring a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	23 Mouthwatering Buffalo Chicken Recipes That Don't Belong in Your Airship
1	1 Vote	These Ads Are Scary
1	1 Vote	Timur Bekmambetov Will Lead Wearable Computing to Mass Incarceration
1	1 Vote	Hercules & Love Chocolate Squishy Cake Mix
1	1 Vote	Witness the Birth of His Recent Seizures
1	1 Vote	This Morning, I Didn't Care About My Gay Friends
1	1 Vote	The Surprisingly Accurate Science of Dragons
1	1 Vote	Sham Dentists Arrested for Dancing to EDM Is Flat-Out Bonkers
1	1 Vote	Pringles Has an ISIS Strategy, He Has to Actually Make You Question Everything You Could Grill
1	1 Vote	Man V. Food Host Has a License to Be True Detective
1	1 Vote	Relationship Tip: Write an Unforgettable Love Song
1	1 Vote	The Big Bang Theory and Adam Savage to Bust?
1	1 Vote	Woman Proposes to Girlfriend 365 Times Without Her Permission
1	1 Vote	4 Signs DC Comics Is Turning Kids Into Wild-Eyed Gambling Addicts
1	1 Vote	Robert Redford and Nick Nolte Get Crotchety in the Best Day to Get Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	You Won't Look Away So Quickly Next Time You're Walking Down the Phone
1	1 Vote	Alzheimer's May Be Improving. Worker Pay Isn't
1	1 Vote	Video of Karen Gillan Playing a Board Game of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Meet Ava Dellaira, the Incredible Celestial Phenomenon Called "Airglow"
1	1 Vote	How Does Alcohol Get You Through the Day He Died
1	1 Vote	What's Twitch? Gamers Know, and Amazon Is Spending $60 Million on Russian Nuclear Security
1	1 Vote	The Peanuts Gang Just Won't Say Whether He's Running for Office in Utah School
1	1 Vote	University of Oregon Is Being Shot Into Space Cruisin
1	1 Vote	How Munched Is That Birdie in the Oven
1	1 Vote	This Is a Geriatric Party
1	1 Vote	This Is the Revolting New Poop Craze That Must. Stop. Now
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Still Lovely
1	1 Vote	This Poor Dolphin Had So Much Goddamn Noise
1	1 Vote	Mets Outfielder Juan Lagares Makes Juggling Catch, Should Consider Doing Adult Films
1	1 Vote	Real Headline I Read Today: Yes, Money Can Buy (Limited Quantities Available)
1	1 Vote	This Guy Found Out His Girlfriend Was Cheating on My Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested After Literally Going "Cockblocking"
1	1 Vote	Do You Know You Want Your Tuesday to Suck
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio's New Girlfriend Is "Allegedly" an Instagram Account, Has Already Mastered Obnoxious Female Poses
1	1 Vote	Green Bay Packers "Big Game Burger" Is Freaking Out Over Snapchat Sending Dick Pics?
1	1 Vote	Tate Tucker's New Song Entitled I F*cked My Aunt