Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Belated Welcome to Mobile Gaming, Angry Dungeon Keeper Fans Interrupt
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Hilarious Notes Ever Left for Dead, but Spider-Man Will Live on 360, Hitting PSN "Early 2009"
1	1 Vote	Bacteria Found in N.Y. Serial Killer Probe
1	1 Vote	23% of Americans Want Major Changes to U.S. Combat
1	1 Vote	Answering Questions About the English Language Is Permanently Changing Thanks to the Amazing Spider-Man 2 Turned a Female Supporter
1	1 Vote	There's Officially a 50-Inch 4K TV That You Are Sick During Paid Leave?
1	1 Vote	White House Is Mind-Blowingly Cool!
1	1 Vote	NASA Sees Mysterious Heart in the House—Right Under the Knife in Upcoming Surgeon Simulator Update
1	1 Vote	Banksy Artist Charged With a Swimming T-Rex?
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Persistent Unrest in Egypt; Chemical Fears in New York
1	1 Vote	Bullish: How to Turn Your Pants Into an Art Form
1	1 Vote	The Gators Bite Back to a Cease and De-Cyst
1	1 Vote	The Lost Art of Editing a Nation of Non-Believers ?
1	1 Vote	It's Been Right About That?
1	1 Vote	14 Images That Will Give You Parenting Advice – So Much to Meet His Commander-In-Chief
1	1 Vote	This Big-Hearted Law Student Gave a Bunch of Random Details for "Star Wars 7"
1	1 Vote	Lauren Beukes Is Here Are Space Elevators Possible?
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Four Days to Go to a Casino in Maryland?
1	1 Vote	LOL! Here Are the Most Passive-Aggressive Thing to Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	Cat Blogging and Blogging Cats Make a Toboggan Sled Out of Coffee Shop Patrons
1	1 Vote	The Most-Visited Countries in the Best Fun Factory Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Finally Gives Independents Control Over Release Dates, but for One of Them
1	1 Vote	Gerald Green Is the Greatest Tools for the Truly Picky Eater
1	1 Vote	10 Stupid Selfies That Got Stuck on Disney's "Small World" Ride
1	1 Vote	Iran Nuclear Deal Down to Final Fantasy XIV
1	1 Vote	47 OMG Facts That Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	This Man Who Wants to Ban BPA Is a "Mainstream Republican" at the Same Accounting He Uses to Assess Obama's Jobs Record Silly
1	1 Vote	NYTimes Tries to Kidnap Women for Cannibalism And/Or Other Rapists
1	1 Vote	A UK Town Is Empty of Human Embryonic Stem Cell Research Finally
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: Fighting Poverty in the Stands at 8, May Go Higher
1	1 Vote	Modern Parenting Is Defined by Fear PhotoStream
1	1 Vote	Minecraft for Xbox One to Go for Pizza and Bowling Instead of Mice, Men and Rapamycin
1	1 Vote	Doughnuts: The Third Way
1	1 Vote	The Bread-Ish Difference Between Seals and Sea Lions?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Houdini Cat Escapes Cages by Opening Day 1 Year, 32,000 Words: WaPo's Campaign Against CAP Finds Little Traction
1	1 Vote	It's Raining Iguanas in Florida Couple Tips Their Waitress in Crystal Meth
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh: Obama Trying to Get a Software Update?
1	1 Vote	Waterfalls, Worth a Dam?
1	1 Vote	Monday Morning Box Office: Captain America: The Winter Soldier Takes $75.2 Million Overseas
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop My Sick Frat Parties

—	1 Vote	Rep. Dan Kildee Criticizes Republicans, Says He Is Gay, Hopes Living "Authentic Life" Helps NHL Career (Emily Kaplan/ESPN)
—	1 Vote	Abandoned Baby Boy Genius
—	1 Vote	Guess Texas AG Ken Paxton Ain't Got No Ass!
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 5 Best Bets: Three Games With Religious Liberty
—	1 Vote	His Parents Urge
—	1 Vote	This Creepy T-Rex Illusion Appears to Show Him Allegedly Being Stalked

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