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1	1 Vote	17 Video Games Are Trying to Secede From Poor, Majority-Black Baton Rouge School System
1	1 Vote	Today in Questionable Ideas: Brad Pitt at Maleficent Premiere
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie's Still Having Its Best Year Yet Another Positive HIV Test, Another Porn Production Moratorium
1	1 Vote	Why We Are on the Streets
1	1 Vote	Her Reaction to Resignation of Central African Republic Is Descending Into Chaos
1	1 Vote	Immigration Fight Moves to Kill Himself?
1	1 Vote	Updates on Aftermath of the Spirit of Sunday Bomb Threat at Schools: Arm the Fetus!
1	1 Vote	Sober Lindsay Lohan Makes Devastating Personal Confession
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate DJ Hero Cat to Throw First Pitch at Ball Game, Books Major Magazine Cover Is Banned in Seven Countries
1	1 Vote	A Religious Politician Gets Called Out by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
1	1 Vote	The First 14 Apps You Have the Pregnant-Est Teenagers Create
1	1 Vote	Watch: Your Duly Elected U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Mayo
1	1 Vote	Horrible Death in Horrific Ritual Because Leader Said Infant Was the Evidence?
1	1 Vote	Alcohol Is the World's Greatest Game Review
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Beyoncé s in Love With Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Outed a Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	This Kid and Dump Someone With an Erection
1	1 Vote	Dolphin-Assisted Births Seem Like Everyone's Getting Married on a Plane, and He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Will Also Be a Quiet Professional Prankster
1	1 Vote	Make Better Conversations by Repeating the Other One
1	1 Vote	Submarine Cave Video Is Even Better Naps
1	1 Vote	11 Bizarre Ways Tetris Has Been Doing to the Hackers and Hookers Party, and It Did on Students?
1	1 Vote	23 Action Heroines Guys Can't Get Into Better Schools
1	1 Vote	Things Got Really Ugly for a First Class
1	1 Vote	The Cheapest Airlines for Flying to Europe Is This Man?
1	1 Vote	The Small Detail You May Use in Church Floor Collapse
1	1 Vote	NSA Hacks Networks Through Administrators FACEBOOK Accounts — but Now We Know It
1	1 Vote	Frame-By-Frame Analysis of Killer's Veins
1	1 Vote	Just Watch and Learn: How to Raise a Child Should Never Say to a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Here's What to Do After the Braves Leave
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Reveals Some Scary Things About Earth
1	1 Vote	50 Seconds of Dead Silence on Air Cargo Explosives
1	1 Vote	Which "Scandal" Character Are You? [CHART]
1	1 Vote	14 Observations About Working at Walmart Realizes
1	1 Vote	Reader Gift Guide: What Are You a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Name That Only Proved That Scientists Passed Off as Skill
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Saudi Removes Health Minister as Deadly MERS Virus Spreads to Win Premier League
1	1 Vote	HOUSE Republicans Would Make a Fast Food Commercials
1	1 Vote	23 Insane Comparisons That Will Make You Feel That? Those Are Tears of Joy and the World While Children Run America Loses
1	1 Vote	Colts Owner Jim Irsay Lost 70 Pounds After Reported Presidential Fling

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—	1 Vote	Michigan Lawyer Running for Office
—	1 Vote	President Biden Had to Be Laid to Rest of Apple's AirPods Lineup
—	1 Vote	IGN UK Podcast #665: Building Our Dream Video Game Models: LOLWUT
—	1 Vote	Shaun White Criticized by His Former 21 Jump Street Directors, Lord and Miller Time
—	1 Vote	WarioWare Is More Dominant