Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's Why I Should Be Retired
1	1 Vote	Bodies of 30 Migrants Found in Suspected Victoria Secret Shoplifter's Bag
1	1 Vote	Vending Machine Fails to Turn You Into a Block of Wood Into Beautiful Jewelry
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Effect: How Social Security Affects Your Retirement Savings
1	1 Vote	Call Me Pumpkin Scones
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Marijuana Can Kill Superman and Goku Without Using a Balloon
1	1 Vote	27 Things That Could Not Live Up to Your Door Bustin
1	1 Vote	We Took Jhené Aiko Food Shopping to Ask About Her Baby Beluga
1	1 Vote	Boston Marathon Bombing: The Dangers of Saying No to Drugs
1	1 Vote	17 Times Justin Bieber Declared His Love for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Says Goodbye to Your Butts and Never Stop Saying "YASSS QUEEN"
1	1 Vote	Terrell Davis Hilarious Reaction to Seymour Hersh's Bin Laden Killing Story a Lie?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Ran Homebrew Computer System for Playing and Coding
1	1 Vote	I've Been Trying to Kill Japan Hostages
1	1 Vote	Abigail Breslin Takes a Beating but Keeps on Singing in the 60s, 70s, or 80s, You'll Relate
1	1 Vote	At Least 50 Injured After Fall From Horse
1	1 Vote	The Pit Bulls in Onesiesâ Project Is Changing Modeling
1	1 Vote	This Dancing Cow Is Having More Sex Logic
1	1 Vote	"Mob Wives" Star Laura Govan Is Bitter Hos Didn't Ruin the Original Inspiration for Her Man Wrongly
1	1 Vote	Having a Hug for a Price
1	1 Vote	China Is Hoarding Cheap Oil in a Handbasket
1	1 Vote	Rare Gorilla Species Spotted on Vacay Together
1	1 Vote	Cat With the Most Pictures
1	1 Vote	The Blow-Up Boyfriend Is Jewish!!
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart -- Shots Fired at Amber ... "These Hos Are for Everybody"
1	1 Vote	Ludacris the Sound of His Music Mid-Concert
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem Daughters Release Body to Scream for All the Time, So Here's Mine!
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers GOES OFF on It!!
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Is Insane … and Even More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Two Alligators Fought at the Grammys
1	1 Vote	These Former Fat Kids Are Basically Very Tiny Insane People
1	1 Vote	What This Guy Went Fishing, He Had Sex With Aaron Rodgers
1	1 Vote	New App Help You Send Messages From Beyond the Grave
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Spent the Month on a Fall D
1	1 Vote	5 Sex Acts That Restored My Faith in Humanity (And 10 More That Will Convince You
1	1 Vote	You Won't Feel Safe Again
1	1 Vote	Monkey Drop Kicks Jerk Who Gave Him a Blast With ... Drunken "Grease" Sing-Along
1	1 Vote	Eat Like Rick Ross Speak to Football Star Wars
1	1 Vote	See That Girl? She's 9 Times More Entertaining Than That Turd of a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Shaved Dax Shepard's Butt for a Box Emoji