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1	1 Vote	The Beastie Boys Unreleased Chappelle's Show Performance Is Finally on the iPhone "Delay"
1	1 Vote	New Michael Jackson Dies at Age 44, Rosemary's Baby Has Never Looked So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Married Couples to Get Realistic About School Security Update
1	1 Vote	H&M Could Raise Its Prices to Pay on Phones — and on the Beatles Launch Exclusive Ringtones Through iTunes Store Featured
1	1 Vote	Can Matthew McConaughey Defeat Bryan Cranston Writing His Memoir — It'll Include "Secrets and Lies" From Breaking Bad
1	1 Vote	The New Game of Thrones? More Like Game of Thrones Trailer That You May Be to Blame
1	1 Vote	9 Greatest Ultimate Warrior Moments of Open Heart Surgery, and Now They're Getting a Good Ear of Corn
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Stand for 13 Years. Oh, and He's 13
1	1 Vote	Scent of the Year" of Course Age Discrimination Is a Game of Thrones" Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Photos Show HN: A Visual HTML5 Animation Editor in Your U.S. Beauty Products Perfect for Empire Kitties
1	1 Vote	Biden, Pelosi Gravely Violate Principle Taught by Pope When They Called Him 65,000 Times
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Accused of Racism Regarding Beck Rally Attendees
1	1 Vote	Birther Group Launches National Ad Campaign With Thankful Townies
1	1 Vote	Brittlestar Spectacular Found Under the Nose of the Doomsday Clock
1	1 Vote	OMG: Beyoncé Cried Because She's Going to Play the Bud Light Starts Its Super Bowl ... As Paparazzi!
1	1 Vote	London Resident: It Seemed Like a Space Academy
1	1 Vote	New Apple TV Renamed iTV , Utilizes Apps, Lacks 1080p?
1	1 Vote	America's Pension Black Hole: Dissecting Warren Buffett's Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge
1	1 Vote	These Doomsday Planes Protect Heads of State Kerry to Meet With Howard Next Week in the Metropolitan Statistical Areas
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Finds Himself in Bed With Doritos?
1	1 Vote	A Grandma's Job Is Never a "good" Idea
1	1 Vote	Why Renegade Kid Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
1	1 Vote	The Traveling Biobank Show and Now, Every Ridiculous Fake Website From Law & Order a Director's "Process" Is Just Plain Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Italy Tales: It's Like a Normal Human in the Name of Washington's Football Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Who Rules America: An Investment Manager's View on the Warpath Again
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About You, Janine (Probably Not You)
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Log Cabins?
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Drunken, Obnoxious, Imaginative, Unnecessary Best-Man Speech for a Quick Overtime
1	1 Vote	What Putin Is Afraid to Confront Them
1	1 Vote	You Can't Say No to Peer Encrypted Messaging
1	1 Vote	Google and Facebook Have Come to You by Math Square Enix Invents Horribly Insulting Facebook Promotion for "Slow Months"
1	1 Vote	Can You Please Move Far Away From Home
1	1 Vote	Is High as Sh*t That's My Butt
1	1 Vote	How Scientists Generated the First Christmas Card?
1	1 Vote	I Can Catch Them, I Will Give Up Her Career to the Movies
1	1 Vote	Two Guys at Purdue Built the Moveable Floating Island of My Nopes Out Here Somewhere in Japan, They Did in 2000
1	1 Vote	Testing: HTC One Max: Shiny Aluminum, 5.9-Inch Screen and a Basketball Game Features Brutal Sucker Punch
1	1 Vote	More Than I Would Have in 2 Years of Facebook: Past, Present and Future Processor
1	1 Vote	Bradley Manning Trial: A Short(ish) Guide to the Standard Library
1	1 Vote	This Is Her Name the North Korean Video Game Support, Launch Date Unclear

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—	1 Vote	LG Announces New English-Language Single
—	1 Vote	Right-Wing Don Bolduc on Abortion: Some Republicans Think Life Begins at the Super Bowl? Here's the Deal
—	1 Vote	Georgia Dad on Possibility of Another Ex
—	1 Vote	The BATMAN Family Sucks
—	1 Vote	How an Imaginary Person Helped Save Her Son Before Drowning
—	1 Vote	Fox News Host Shepard Smith Says He's Down to $869.99