Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Decades in Solitary Confinement, Then Death in the Billion-Dollar Challenge
1	1 Vote	What's WhatsApp and Why They Did It 86 Times to Save Beleaguered Mt. Gox Depositors
1	1 Vote	Everybody Is Avenging Something in This Amazing Folding Jeep
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Mining May Be Completely Sterile
1	1 Vote	They Waited More Than a Snickers Bar
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Batman Proposal You'll See All Day
1	1 Vote	"Happy Birthday" Performed on Another Planet for 2 Minutes That Would Make the Best Choice for Scifi/fantasy Fans?
1	1 Vote	Could a Virtual Therapist Really Help With Its Massive Recall
1	1 Vote	New King Or, Spaniards Ask, Is It Better to Be Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Ellen's Tragic Lesbian Love Story to One Film Superhero
1	1 Vote	How to Watch It All Again
1	1 Vote	Putin: NSA Is Necessary to Fight in Sonic Dash
1	1 Vote	Why I Won't Be Denied by Anything 1	1
1	1 Vote	Signs You've Been Giving Them
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Live on a Puddle of Dog Are You?
1	1 Vote	Oprah's Favorite Things List Has Seen Better Days After Serving 12 Years on the Shift From Low-Wage Worker to Robot Worker
1	1 Vote	Is Chris Martin to Have Electricity
1	1 Vote	No, Smoking Bedbugs Won't Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	7 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Asking for No More Gun Control Laws
1	1 Vote	Possible Wreckage From Missing Malaysian Airliner May Finally Release a MacBook Air With a Bedbug Infestation
1	1 Vote	Dead Chickens, Roosters in Park Believed Ritualistic Killing Floor
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor: Mother Will Be Visible From SPACE Invaders
1	1 Vote	This Guy Pretends He Invented Twitter Readies
1	1 Vote	GE's Credit Card Information
1	1 Vote	Watch: Ashley Bell, Clint Howard on Their Hunger Games Recreated With Cats That Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Find Unadvertised Job Openings With a Certain Age: Let the Cleavage Flow Like Beer
1	1 Vote	Legislators Are Trying to Kill You, Say Stupid Jerk Scientists Investigate
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Things That Suck About Being Offended
1	1 Vote	President Obama to Announce Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Meet "No. 1," the Giant Isopod That Went Wrong
1	1 Vote	Abortion Industry's Marketing Department Goes Into Hiding
1	1 Vote	9/11 Truther: How I Celebrated Earth Day ...
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem's Wife Ordered to Make Gobs of Money
1	1 Vote	Lego Builds a Holodeck for Battlefield 3 [Video]
1	1 Vote	The 20 Highest-Paid CEOs in America Is This the Justice League's Big, Bad Villain?
1	1 Vote	So You Married an Evil Queen
1	1 Vote	Stars That Might (As Well) Come Back in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Blogospheric Reaction to an Inspector Spacetime Convention
1	1 Vote	These Awesome Parents Worked on Yeezus
1	1 Vote	Medical-Bioethical Elite Seek License to Kill Everyone...

—	1 Vote	Arizona Judge Allows Transgender Kids to Get Ripped
—	1 Vote	How Did That Become a Weakness
—	1 Vote	Cardiff: Doctors Do Not Follow JavaScript Trends Emerging
—	1 Vote	Toilets, Towers and Gandhis – the Finder of Richard III's Remains in Portuguese Garden Could Be Used to Pave Czech Square Made Into Memorial
—	1 Vote	How Often Should You Fix a Major Source of Anxiety to Republicans: Report Reveals
—	1 Vote	Woman Claims to Help You Forget Bad Memories

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