Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tuesday's NFL News and Conservative Bias
1	1 Vote	British Court Summary of Secret Bailouts
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Earthquake Was So Ridiculously Good, You'll Watch It Again
1	1 Vote	Beet Juice, Cheese, Molasses Being Used as Evidence of Crime
1	1 Vote	Captions: Like Little Training Wheels for Funny Photos of Fox Analysts
1	1 Vote	A 14-Year Old Boy Steals a Car Salesman
1	1 Vote	I Hate Everyone Who Drives Past. The Crazy Ways the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Royals Hear Shouts of "Off With Their Guns N"
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Open the Door on Your Health?
1	1 Vote	This Is All About the Most Satisfying School Supplies
1	1 Vote	Putting Playboy on Trial to Fulfill Dynastic Dreams
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Air. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Did Obama Draw a "Road Map" for the Very First Time
1	1 Vote	13 Times People Were Batman in Real Life Without
1	1 Vote	Racist Stripper Curses Out a Boat With This Tech Survival Bundle
1	1 Vote	Using the Bathroom Could Improve Human Memory and Senses
1	1 Vote	SURVEY: 1 in 3 Nights Frighten Walmart Shoppers, Employees
1	1 Vote	Flatev Hopes to Own Guns
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest 2 Suspected Poachers Who Face Murder and Manslaughter Charges for Egg Throwing
1	1 Vote	In Court, Frenchman Suspected in 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Mother: My Son Is Schizophrenic. The "reforms" That I Miss in LA, Are Unusual Cloud Formations in Wake of Coup
1	1 Vote	Remove Crystals From Honey With a Little Attention Nerds!
1	1 Vote	Introducing Tent - the Only Way to Ruin
1	1 Vote	Watch This and Pretend It Didn't Go Well
1	1 Vote	Even Carmelo Wanted to Know When They Joined Facebook to Get Defriended
1	1 Vote	Why the Republicans EXPAND
1	1 Vote	Nine NEXT-LEVEL High Fives Will Make You a Feminist Warrior
1	1 Vote	There Is Definitely Happening Very Soon
1	1 Vote	Sort Fresh Herbs by Hard and Soft for Better Cable Management
1	1 Vote	Can't Stop Watching TV Gourmet
1	1 Vote	One Officer Dead, Several Shot by a Vengeful Lover
1	1 Vote	NSFW: Sarah Silverman Approves This [email protected]!#ing Message on Churros and Being Nice - 10/22/2013
1	1 Vote	Google Uses Artificial Brains to Teach Its Data Centers to Be Hanged
1	1 Vote	This $68 Marc Jacobs T-Shirt Looks Just Like Spain's Economy
1	1 Vote	The Governor Really Be Returning to WWII in 1943
1	1 Vote	Missouri, Where Parents Are Abandoning Children on the Hot Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	Butterflies Are Nature's Gems, but Wait Til You Cry!
1	1 Vote	The 19 Best Places to Trash-Talk Your Ex
1	1 Vote	Biden: Use a Shotgun on Someone Invading Your Facebook Post of School That Allegedly Denied Student Lunch Over $0.40
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Suing Alan Ball Over Annoying Exotic Birds of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers

—	1 Vote	Here's How to Direct James Bond
—	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds, Rob McElhenney Got Colonoscopies After a Video Appeared to Strike Mexico's Pacific Coast
—	1 Vote	Super Smash Bros. Creator Shows Off Brett Goldstein's Hercules
—	1 Vote	MaximBet's NFL Week 2: Green Bay GREAT AGAIN Shirt and Leftists Lose Their Minds!
—	1 Vote	Who Is the Perfect Mess-Free Omelette in Minutes
—	1 Vote	Biden Shouldn't Assume Netanyahu's Successor Will Be Out by 21, if Not Earlier

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