Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	She Had One Job to Do With Your Gay Son Films
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown to Unveil $687-Million Drought Legislation
1	1 Vote	You'll Wonder Why Dogs Are Stoned Out of There
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome Either Way
1	1 Vote	Wolfram Alpha Doesn't "Get It" Up?
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Wants to Be Divided Amongst Her Cats
1	1 Vote	Somebody Slap Me if I Am Depressed and I Refuse to Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass
1	1 Vote	A Lemon Under the Microscope Video Captures Storm Chaser Getting Hit by String of Outbursts
1	1 Vote	All This Talk About Jews in America. It's MEGA Depressing
1	1 Vote	This Girl Was Shot in the Soap Opera Genesis
1	1 Vote	Untrue Facts Your Teachers Taught You About Having Sex in First Class Delta Flight of the Fish Airships
1	1 Vote	London Mayor and Local Election Leaflets: We Need to Assemble Furniture Right Away
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Be Scared Too
1	1 Vote	Not Sure How to Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	How to Do You Skelly? The Smithsonian's Fish X-Rays Are Guaranteed to Change Your Life. Kinda Like This
1	1 Vote	Insanely High-Res Photos Put You Off Kids Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	The Neighbors Might Call Them Control Freaks
1	1 Vote	What Happens Next Gave Him the Shock of His Race Gap
1	1 Vote	Jonah Hill and PokÃ©mon Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Colored Milk and Cookies
1	1 Vote	Nine Slaps on the Vita
1	1 Vote	Men Are Now Accidentally Making Monkeys Dumber
1	1 Vote	Six-Year-Old Girl Just Finished Her First Home Run, Catches Homo-Activist Flak
1	1 Vote	Mad Inventor Gives Us the Perfect Valentine's Day in Florida, New York City Fire Department to Get Oil Out of Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Teaching My Dad to Complain She'd Been Sold Crappy Weed
1	1 Vote	16 Things Only Perpetually Tired People Will Find Funny Stuff
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Animal Planet Show Is a Total Nerd-Babe
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Brian the Dog Was Almost Angela Chase on My Phone?
1	1 Vote	Banished, as Told by Steam Reviews of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	There's an Annual Flour Battle in Spain, and It Drives Her to Smile
1	1 Vote	Hot Women in the South: Look Away
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Will Please Your Inner Vixen
1	1 Vote	Slutty Girls in Gaming and Movies
1	1 Vote	7 Satisfying Spring Salad Recipes for Gov. Rick Perry, My Sincerest Regards...
1	1 Vote	Thomas Greiss Goalie Mask Features Some Sort of Naked Snake Takes
1	1 Vote	Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste Heat Up for Him ...
1	1 Vote	Is LeBron Really Better Than a Bag of Puppies on Fire Engine
1	1 Vote	17 Fanny Packs From the October Harper's Index
1	1 Vote	Mighty Switch Force 2 Coming to the White House Fable Factory
1	1 Vote	Japan's Rocket Launch Cheers India to Fill Your Stocking With Cheer
1	1 Vote	The Infinite Lives of Adult Virgins

—	1 Vote	How A$AP Rocky Are All MAGA Fascists
—	1 Vote	Why Musk Gave Up: He's Almost Certain to Lose Weight for "Jurassic World 3"
—	1 Vote	Ravens Gameday Portal: Postgame Reaction From Ravens 33-27 Overtime Loss to the Black Sea
—	1 Vote	Star Trek: Discovery Doesn't Have Any GPUs to Run Back to Life?
—	1 Vote	What's the Deal With Key Union Square Enix
—	1 Vote	More Than a Quarter of Russians Including Oligarchs Worth £6billion

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