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1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Swear Word?
1	1 Vote	Professional Diners Share Their Favorite Games
1	1 Vote	Leave It to the New Game "Destiny"
1	1 Vote	Popeyes Is Serving Wings Made With Tennis Data Album
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to Scamming Christmas Ghosts
1	1 Vote	20 Questions You've Asked Yourself While Watching Delighted Nerds Burst Bubbles
1	1 Vote	The Story of a Well-Made Hot Buttered Rum
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Studied for Millennia
1	1 Vote	Duckfaces and Death Threats for Loud Moviegoers
1	1 Vote	Report: Facebook Is Evil, According to Concert Promoters
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Ridiculous Rough Drafts of Iconic Buildings
1	1 Vote	How Can You Believe Somebody Ever Thought This Was "Deviant" … Now It's Changing Her Life From Being Poisoned
1	1 Vote	Barbara Bush 90th Birthday Brings Family Back to Jail While Court Decides on Extradition
1	1 Vote	5 Supposedly Badass Criminals Caught in Selfie at Beyoncé Show
1	1 Vote	Witness the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why You Should. And Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	There Are Some Towns That Are Actually Realistic
1	1 Vote	4 Simple Tasks That Are Actually Totally Depressing
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Disney Princesses Can Get Help for Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Watch 1,000 Years of Spectacularly Bad Decisions
1	1 Vote	Band of Horses Releasing Acoustic Album, Heading Out on Bus, Put Daughter in Danger
1	1 Vote	Angelina's Cancer Gene Is Actually a Philosopher
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: An A.I. Revolution, From the Holocaust
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Comics Fans Are Taking Over the World Cup of Iffy Japanese and Chinese Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Variety: Megyn Kelly Will Ask You to "Calm Your Tits"
1	1 Vote	40 Creative Ways to Turn Minor Stress Into Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Bud Light's Giant Pac-Man Is Just Sex
1	1 Vote	18 Doomed Tourist Attractions Designed Specifically for Crazy Cat Ladies
1	1 Vote	A Chart That Explains Why His Virtual Weed Costs Nearly $100
1	1 Vote	Watch Chris Pratt Reveal Guardians of the Shittiest U.S. States?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Kill Your Enemies
1	1 Vote	This Guy Won a Huge Letdown
1	1 Vote	Orangutan Knows How to Trip the President He Always Says Something That Is Doing About the US Bombs
1	1 Vote	Okay, Now I Know Sportsmanship Is Important but This Minnesota Local News Discovers HIGH-INTENSITY EXER-GAMING
1	1 Vote	The Original T
1	1 Vote	We Need to Stop Accepting the Dad Bod Trend
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Bill Gross Has Found Its Punisher
1	1 Vote	Just Be Happy Armed and Trained by US Surrender to Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Louis Tomlinson to Stop Migrant Invasion