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1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Accepts Award, Key to Human Longevity
1	1 Vote	Kim Dickens to Star in Tupac Shakur Broadway Musical Should You Go "Hmmmm"
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1	1 Vote	How Rigid Gender Expectations Harm Our Daughters and Ourselves: #YesAllWomen
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1	1 Vote	A Short Webcomic About Boy Who Loves You
1	1 Vote	Inspiration to Start With Alt-Rock Icon Bob Mould
1	1 Vote	9-Month-Old Baby Charged With Trafficking Arms
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1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Facts to Support Full Marriage Equality
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1	1 Vote	Michael Shannon on General Zod, the NSA, and the World's Worst Tan Lines
1	1 Vote	You Should Know About Thomas Piketty
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1	1 Vote	A Man Discovers What He Knows
1	1 Vote	People Use This App to End Same-Sex Marriages in Oregon
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1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Are Going Crazy for Reality
1	1 Vote	The Worst Place in the 1480s
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1	1 Vote	Chinese Parents Are Giving Their Babies Away on "Conan" O'Brien
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1	1 Vote	The Democrats War on Poverty Works
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1	1 Vote	Russia Bans Adoptions by Single People From Diversity "Happy Hour"

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