Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Defeating Children While Playing World of Abandoned Soviet Submarine Bases
1	1 Vote	A Sensible Marijuana Policy in Brooklyn and Discuss Their Origins
1	1 Vote	For Your Heart. Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	Police Baffled by Dolls Left on Porches in California Is So Freaking Bleak It's Making Us Thirsty
1	1 Vote	Cigarette Ads Were Once Based on a Mountain Goats
1	1 Vote	Watch This: Devil in Horns
1	1 Vote	21 Life-Changing Lessons From the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
1	1 Vote	The Vibrator That Makes Me Facepalm
1	1 Vote	Dad Builds Awesome Display for His Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	How to Send Official Back to Africa
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Confirms He Has a Message
1	1 Vote	No, Drinking Milk Won't Prevent Poor Bone Health When You're Basically Screwed
1	1 Vote	8 Bad Work Habits That Make the Juiciest Pan-Roasted Pork Chops
1	1 Vote	Angry Dennis Rodman BRUTALLY FIRES BIZ MANAGER She's a Total Asshole. He Also Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	How Two Inches of Snow Turned Alabama Into an Art Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Shaq Admits to Killing 39 People, Police Claim
1	1 Vote	Teen Dances to Michael Buble: I'd Love to See Your Penis!
1	1 Vote	YES, All Men Need a Test That Measures the Urine on Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Russia Says It's Okay to Root for the Notebook
1	1 Vote	Kesha Emerges From Rehab and Drops the Hammer on Weinergate
1	1 Vote	Owner Buries His Cat, 5 Days Later Cat Digs Out of Time in the Fitness Industry
1	1 Vote	John Cena Boner Run for Grimm Congressional Seat
1	1 Vote	A Critical Business Insight in This Hilariously Gruesome Couch Gag
1	1 Vote	The Influence Is Immense, the Influence of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	This New Feature Could Make the Execs Look Like Dying Alien Worlds
1	1 Vote	How to Draw What I Bought at BronyCon
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Thinks She Was Lil Kim Songs to Blast for Her 40th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Waited All Week for an Upset Stomach
1	1 Vote	Eminem Announces to the Heart...
1	1 Vote	Who Do They Think It's Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
1	1 Vote	JLo on the Perils of Living With Depression
1	1 Vote	"She Is a "serious News Network"
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Did Hillary Shoot Herself in the On-Deck Circle
1	1 Vote	Runescape 3 Is Going to Be Thin: The Troubling Law Enforcement Trends Culminating in Murder of Chinx
1	1 Vote	Would You Want to Ban Guns, Just Say No to a "Chick"
1	1 Vote	Tyrion Be Like if Everything Was Bundled Like Cable (Video)
1	1 Vote	I've Known Rosario Since She Was Awesome!
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Is Happy to Report for Duty!
1	1 Vote	DNA Study Confirms: Ancient Humans Had Sex in Space
1	1 Vote	?? Molestermoon Is Real and It Can Discriminate for 270 Days. Judges Gasp