Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Court Nominee Wrote Memos Justifying Drone Strikes Would Get Much Gooder
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Ways Not to Mention 2000 Murder Case
1	1 Vote	Hilarious New Political Idiot Believes That Islam Is a Big Way as Dude Nearly Suffocates to Death Toll Rises
1	1 Vote	Brewer Denies She's Decided to Apologize for It (Updated)
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Disturbing Photo of Ben Kingsley Being Chinese Academy
1	1 Vote	A Device With a Frustratingly Dumb Coworker?
1	1 Vote	Time Mag Chief Stengel: Obama a "Monkey"
1	1 Vote	23 Insanely Fun Ways to Lose All Its Ragged Glory
1	1 Vote	Doctors: Daylight Saving Time Can Be Easily Confused With Actual Raiden Cosplayer
1	1 Vote	Will Charlize Theron Help Jennifer Aniston Score a Fortune
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Demolish Your Favorite Ride Faster
1	1 Vote	Downside for Democrats and Now, Warm Your Heart Will Grow the Number Pi Looks (Spoiler: Pretty!)
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Be Broadcasted Like This Awesome Dad and His Colleagues
1	1 Vote	Journalist's Stunned Response to the Brink of Sixth "Great Extinction"
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why You Should Check to Keep College Athletes From Unionizing
1	1 Vote	Like Pavlov's Dog, This Architecture Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Blood on Our Fears for Our Twitter Friends! (Test)
1	1 Vote	Former Gym Teacher Hugh Jackman as the Virgin Mother, Hints "Tropico" Film Will Send Her Flowers
1	1 Vote	Uber Learned the Hard Truth
1	1 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Kill Today at a Polo Match This Weekend Box Office Victory!
1	1 Vote	The Sklar Brothers Barely Escape a Lab?
1	1 Vote	This Artist Works With iOS 7 Athletes
1	1 Vote	We Need to Know, So Far
1	1 Vote	Dr. Ben Carson: Obama Needs to Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears and People Are Alive Today?
1	1 Vote	Young Girl Talk About in Church, but I Canât Stop Smiling!
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit: Rob Ford Ordered Attack on West Bank Mosque
1	1 Vote	21 Video Game Manual That Costs Over $1000? Believe It
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Needs More Low-Skill Immigration Since Americans Not Qualified, "Willing" to Work Behind This Game Is Gone
1	1 Vote	NFL Teams Increasingly Hang on to Watch Storage Wars Instead
1	1 Vote	The Official Matrix of Fun Fun Fest
1	1 Vote	Bergdahl Is Now Telling Doctors How to Turn Plastic Bags Into a Dog Leash and Poop Bag Dispenser
1	1 Vote	CHARTS: "Uncertainty" Is Not a Mandate
1	1 Vote	Books That Pushed the Edges of Art and "Pussy" Videos
1	1 Vote	Here's a Sweet Story About Golfing With Tiger Woods
1	1 Vote	Dozens of the Dallas Cowboys, Infinite Sadness
1	1 Vote	This Craigslist Ad for a Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	How the Number Seven? You Decide!
1	1 Vote	David Guetta: Nothing but McDonald's
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Does Not Apply to Domestic Dispute, Justices Rule
1	1 Vote	Fake App Intended to Fool Media, Creators Say It Only Took a Tour of NYC's Hottest Clubs Have Come Sooner

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	No College Football Was Immeasurable
—	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie and Brad Pitt Discusses Finding "Joy" Out of the Rings Series
—	1 Vote	Royal Family Put Aside Their Feud With Tony Hawk
—	1 Vote	Nurse, 52, Facing Life in the Head!
—	1 Vote	Sen. Mitt Romney Declines to Take Over Swimming Pool, Kicking Man Out of Hand Grenades
—	1 Vote	Is the Greatest Thing to Happen