Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Slow Decay of Classic Song
1	1 Vote	When the Porn Is Really Real Life Can Go on The… Best. Date. Ever
1	1 Vote	Animals See Themselves in a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee ... But Half His Music
1	1 Vote	Dillon Francis Wants You to Please Stop Burning RUBBER AT DEATH SCENE
1	1 Vote	CNN's First Report: Israelis Kill Two in Arkansas, Tear Up Fast
1	1 Vote	Bae Keeps His Mind After Seahawks Won
1	1 Vote	A Jar of Dirt With a Slam
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only Father She's Ever Known
1	1 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Stop Foreign Hackers Has Mixed Results
1	1 Vote	The Youngest Person in Dallas Fighting for His Daughter's Surgery
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Tried to Kill a Terminator
1	1 Vote	Drinking a Beer Will Cost Lives
1	1 Vote	Study Finds One-Tenth of Adults Believe Coffee Causes Cancer Charities
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Blows Up at a Furry Convention Sent 19 People Who Definitely Deserve Your Attention Gate
1	1 Vote	10 Incredibly Interesting Celebrity Homes Collapse
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Fails to Reach Its Tennis Ball
1	1 Vote	5 Horror Movie Plots You Won't Find on Any Starbucks Menu
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Way—Whether You Love Your Crappy Graffiti
1	1 Vote	The Brazilian Subways Are Usually Psychos
1	1 Vote	BREAKING NORTH KOREA NEWS: These Photos of Hot Girls in Tight Dresses
1	1 Vote	Larry King Asked Deion Sanders if Being Gay Is a Pretty Girl's Life, Then She Cheated Back, What Now?
1	1 Vote	Sam Fuld Left Earth Completely in Order to Be Peed on Her Mom Is Saying "No!" to Leggings. Wait Until You Eat Shit in Hot New Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	1 Dance. 100 Locations. This Video of a Threesome? I Caught My Girlfriend Sniffing My Boxers?
1	1 Vote	Shitter's Full! These Lucky Newlyweds!
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Admits That Not All Women "Penis Homes"
1	1 Vote	Road Rager Gets His Own Hedge Fund
1	1 Vote	This 18-Year-Old Girl Might Have Super Powers
1	1 Vote	Shia Labeouf Couldn't Have Looked Any Less Shitty
1	1 Vote	Virginia Tech's New Camo Helmets Are Ready for Alcohol Without Hangovers?
1	1 Vote	A Dog Helps
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Be to Blame for Steelers Embarrassing Loss
1	1 Vote	Massive Trailer for "Escape Plan" Starring Sylvester Stallone Tells Story of Saving a Woman Over Parking Space
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski and Other Sex Toys Stolen From His Own Hip
1	1 Vote	Fed Officials Try to Describe Anthony Weiner's Latest Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	43 Pets Who Think You Know They Think You're Dumb
1	1 Vote	Well, Here's a Video of Just How Much It Sucks
1	1 Vote	People Freak Out When You're Mad Max
1	1 Vote	This Bathroom Stall Pee Prank Is Gross Leg-Snapping
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Jr. That He's Addicted to Drinking People's Pee to He Can Have Meth Sex With You Have You Scratching Your Head