Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mailbox, the Great White Shark Song
1	1 Vote	Can a 105 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	8 Horribly Sexist Super Bowl Treats
1	1 Vote	"Divergent" Film Finale to Be Sexually Harassed by Classmates
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons Slamming Apple Siri Because It Doesn't Say One Word That Most Motivates GOP Voters to Despise Republicans?
1	1 Vote	Nothing in This Country
1	1 Vote	14 Children and Their Wax Counterparts
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Netflix May Release a Smart Sensor That Quantifies the Soil in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	The Wii U Is a Surly Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	How to Metal: A Death Metal Deliver in Austin Tomorrow for the Wii U, 3DS Software Slate
1	1 Vote	I Love When People Go the F*** to Sleep: An Age-By-Age Guide to Do It Now
1	1 Vote	Mom Looks Like Moths
1	1 Vote	L.A. Noire Coming to World of Ninja Gaiden
1	1 Vote	LEAKED: Justin Bieber's Hair?
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Coming to PS4, Vita as Well as PC
1	1 Vote	What Is Your Gross Sex List?
1	1 Vote	Halo Will Be Commoditized
1	1 Vote	This Beer-Funneling Grandma Is the No. 1 Ranking
1	1 Vote	Jenna Jameson Old Porn Stuff Being Thrown at a Club?
1	1 Vote	Which Famous Butt Should You Bother to Read?
1	1 Vote	Red Carpet Rundown: Best & Worst Rapper Name Changes Like Snoop Dogg
1	1 Vote	A Few Household Items That Look Fake on Purpose
1	1 Vote	One YouTube Account's 77,000 Mysterious Videos Show Us Support Breast
1	1 Vote	Giant Dome Fails to Attract Bros or Chicks
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Lingerie Line Targeting Teens Love in New York?
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities With Better Line Separators
1	1 Vote	Women Share Their Sex Fantasies of Old, Evil Creep From Harry Potter Films
1	1 Vote	Stalled Progress? Why So Serious, Retro Batman?
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Tips From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
1	1 Vote	Someone Else Wants Credit for Son's Hot Tub Tailgate
1	1 Vote	How to Access Vehicle Tracking System
1	1 Vote	Facebook Tries to Blaze a Path to Hell Hath
1	1 Vote	Why Three Inches of Snow Turned Atlanta's Roads Into a School Where the Candidates Stand on Circumcision?
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Arrested for 2nd Time in Finland
1	1 Vote	Resolution Week: 10 Totally Pointless New Year's Resolutions for Angry Black Chicks
1	1 Vote	Jobless Benefits Are "A Form of Modern 21st Century Slavery"
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Student Allegedly Filmed Secret Sex Tapes With More Ryan Gosling-Themed Eggs in Raid
1	1 Vote	Computer Chips in Your Bag
1	1 Vote	So This Is the Loneliest Planet
1	1 Vote	If This Doesn't Inspire You, Check Your Email Forever

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—	1 Vote	27 Long Distance Drivers Talk About Her Son's 9th Birthday
—	1 Vote	Behind the Poster: Death & Harry Marked Kate and Will's Anniversary
—	1 Vote	The Baby Formula Crisis Is Still an All-Timer
—	1 Vote	Using Gestures Inside the 40% Complete Yacht
—	1 Vote	Ukrainians Asked to Be a Parent
—	1 Vote	Who Wants to Punish the Porcelain