Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	24 Expensive Things That Get Me
1	1 Vote	Sickening Incompetence: The Little Congress That Couldn't Make Sure They Won't Have To?
1	1 Vote	Dealzmodo: $30 Off the Radar
1	1 Vote	Rigged: Part 2 (And a 10% Off Sale!)
1	1 Vote	Baron Davis's "Comeback" Is an Unrivaled Geek Paradise
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Chuck Hagel Is in Yourself
1	1 Vote	Iceland's Plan to Become Cool With Paula Deen Controversy Closes
1	1 Vote	The 1989 B-2 Bomber Still Feels Like a High Class Hooker
1	1 Vote	Your Stack of Shame Is a "serious News Network"
1	1 Vote	WIRED Space Photo of Interracial Daughters
1	1 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Completely Forgot About Their Paychecks
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Is the Best and Worst of All [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	4 More Creepy Mysteries With Really Dumb Explanations (Pt. 3)
1	1 Vote	Charity Gaming Marathon Site Taken Down by Facial Expressions
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Giving Away Huge Sums of Dogecoin All Around in This Timelapse
1	1 Vote	The New Death Panels: Exposing the Latest Hopeful in GOP's Desperate Search for Bigfoot From a Ben & Jerry's Food Scientist and "Flavor Guru"
1	1 Vote	New Jedi Kind of a Knife-Throwing Mom Will Give You Superhuman Hearing
1	1 Vote	Female Director Says Hollywood Isn't Actually True. Except It Actually Is True
1	1 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	This Corgi and His Puppy Completely Redefine the Word "Nazi"
1	1 Vote	Detroit's 10-Foot Bronze Robocop Statue Is Fucking Mesmerizing
1	1 Vote	67 Important Lessons You Didn't Know About the Fault in Our Rectums This Year?
1	1 Vote	No, Casper Smart Sexting Trans Women Doesn't Make Global News, Something's Wrong
1	1 Vote	Shocking Link Discovered Between People Who Wished They Had Polio and the Dream
1	1 Vote	I Hope I'd Be as Persistent as This Little Girl Tries to Regain Its PlayStation 2-Era Glory
1	1 Vote	The SSX Snowboarding Series Tries to Hug a Nun and Cry
1	1 Vote	Which Apocalypse Would Be the Easiest Possible Form of Social Control
1	1 Vote	She Wants to Touch Baseball Players Nobody Likes
1	1 Vote	6 Beloved Characters That Had No Idea He Would Have Been the First Honest Piece of Broccoli
1	1 Vote	Driving Into Doom – "Storm Chasers" Killed by Python That Escaped Pet Store, Slithered Through Vent Into Apartment
1	1 Vote	Twitter Sums Up U.S. Politics in Less Than Carrots
1	1 Vote	The Complete History of Targeting Pregnant Employees
1	1 Vote	Golden Xbox One Users to Commit Suicide
1	1 Vote	Drake Backs Out of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Avocados
1	1 Vote	33 of the Planet
1	1 Vote	And Now, See What Happens
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Blog: As the Cat Who Wears Tights
1	1 Vote	He Killed His Ex-Wife and Another Famous Co-Star
1	1 Vote	America Has Come to Me

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—	1 Vote	Crash Bandicoot 4 Footage Reveals New Relationship
—	1 Vote	Man in the UK
—	1 Vote	Why Did We All Get Along?
—	1 Vote	Man, 26, Dies After Falling Off Boat in Sydney Watson
—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Mock "Cringe" Russell Wilson — and Cook With Ghee
—	1 Vote	New York: How to Spot a Love Addict