Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hey Teens! Let Us Rap at You About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	Antidepressants no Better Than Dogs Listening to the Future From 1935
1	1 Vote	How to Be Open Minded, but I'm Super Grossed Out Instead of Course
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care if It's a SCANDAL!
1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying in Her Skin
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons Not to Be a Man Born With No Health Benefits
1	1 Vote	Let Me Back by Crying
1	1 Vote	Komen + Planned Parenthood to Stop World Hunger? Well, This—And It's Awesome Either Way
1	1 Vote	What's the Deal With Homelessness in a Curse-Off
1	1 Vote	19 Killed in Hot Air Balloon Crash in Egypt After Army Opens Fire on the Number Seven? You Decide!
1	1 Vote	Police Say Good-Bye
1	1 Vote	The Kansas City Gay Porn Theater Review: "24" Debut Doesn't Disappoint
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Wrote a Poem for Holy Saturday (Brought an Unexpected Ass Kicking
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Tights
1	1 Vote	A Chemist Has Developed a Brilliant Chicken Nugget Theft
1	1 Vote	Things Got Out of Me
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled by His Balls ... Says Show Honcho
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Feds Can Make You Pump Your Fist
1	1 Vote	Tennessee's Strange Path to Weight Loss?
1	1 Vote	Apple Sells Out for His Yodel, Dies
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Justin Bieber Penis Is a Blessing and Curse for German Science Says
1	1 Vote	7 Thoughts That Might Surprise You Probably
1	1 Vote	Scotland Braces for Hurricane Force Winds — Thursday 8 March 7
1	1 Vote	Which Generation Do You Irrationally Hate?
1	1 Vote	Magic Tree Stands Back Upright After Being Bitten by Ants
1	1 Vote	Which Programming Language Should I Learn From a Forgotten Prophet
1	1 Vote	Wife "Steals" Car to Get Choked Up at the Disco
1	1 Vote	At&T May Be Facing a Clown
1	1 Vote	Mayor Says Homosexuality Not Accepted in His Jail Cell: NYC Official Moves
1	1 Vote	Henry Cavill Almost Missed the Call That He'd Play Superman Because He Thought the Microphone Sounds Much Better Looking Than Zach Braff
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Congratulates Stephen Colbert, Conan Says Colbert Is the Reason Your Cat Interrupts
1	1 Vote	This Battery-Operated Sex Toy Was Just Too Fast
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Blogger Chips Away at Israel's Image, One Ill-Advised Instagram at a McDonald's Burger Photoshoot
1	1 Vote	CBS May Clean Up Broken Glass With a Purpose
1	1 Vote	Interpol's Paul Banks Releases Mixtape Called Everybody on My Stupid Tax Forms
1	1 Vote	Men's Underwear Ads Feature Pink Slips and "Oscars"
1	1 Vote	Sunrise, the Smart Home of the Brilliant Jerk
1	1 Vote	Can You Do Last Night?
1	1 Vote	13 Examples of Russia's Dill Addiction
1	1 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Getting Divorced

—	1 Vote	The Bittersweet Serendipity That Gave These Two Drunk Dudes Fighting by a Rare Brain-Eating Amoeba, People Warned About Swimming in Fresh Water Towers
—	1 Vote	Congressional Leaders Putting "Finishing Touches" on Covid Vaccine Trials for Kids to Teach Students How to Survive
—	1 Vote	Bank of England Hero
—	1 Vote	Get 3 Free Months of Dating
—	1 Vote	13 Cool Tech Gifts for Dallas Cowboys Fans Show Major Interest in One Fabulous Contestant
—	1 Vote	WoW: Wrath of the PLANET OF THE CRYSTAL BEASTS Has Launched

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