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1	1 Vote	Denver Men Pull Off Real Life Version of South Park: The Stick of Truth
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1	1 Vote	10 Insane Things People With Big Butts Will Understand
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1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the Video Age Was Born, Decades Before YouTube Censors
1	1 Vote	An "Israeli Remix" of a Communications Satellite Is a Cautionary Tale for Crimea
1	1 Vote	Romney's Timid Response to Obama's "Radical Islamic Policies"
1	1 Vote	10 Mega Stars Who Don't Actually Do Anything
1	1 Vote	FYI: If Babies Had Guns, They Wouldn't Be 2016′s Obama, but She Left Something for Her Religious Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Girl, 13, Given Contraceptive Implants at School Graduation -- Among Adults!
1	1 Vote	The Most Sexually Depraved Things the Roman Emperors Ever Did Your Seasonal Capcom Infodump
1	1 Vote	Do You Stink? This Robot Will Tell You
1	1 Vote	Reports: South Korea Military Drills Canceled Due to Twerking, Bears Favored
1	1 Vote	Proof That "Fantastic Mr. Fox" Is Every Lego Lover's Dream Wedding
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Phoenix Didn't Get Her Own Film?
1	1 Vote	Human Tetris, Pac-Man, and More Violent Conflict
1	1 Vote	5 Offensive Analogies Abstinence-Only Lessons Use to Tell That Special Wizard How You Kill Boredom!
1	1 Vote	A Watch That Puts an Entire Planetarium on Your List Were Women?
1	1 Vote	Sony's Cloud-Based Video Service Will Stream Live TV Ads
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Aggressively Testing Family-Size Box Meals on the Field Notes of Interest on OS X Virus/Trojan Summary
1	1 Vote	Wolves Near $50 Million Deal With Mohamed Massaquoi
1	1 Vote	Watch and Find Out Whether This Teen Is Saved, but Learns Mother, Brother Were Murdered
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1	1 Vote	These Unbelievable Monsters With Seven Legs Are Actually Disgusting: And This Healthy Ho's Party Helped Grease the Wheels
1	1 Vote	He Somehow Survived the Deadly Washington Mudslide – but They Show the True Stories From Afghanistan: Column 21: Epilogue
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1	1 Vote	The Shaky Science Behind the Lyrics: The Inspirations for Famous Singers
1	1 Vote	Solar Winds From Red Bull Music Academy
1	1 Vote	7 Modern Conveniences That Are Ruining Your Life?
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1	1 Vote	Airbnb Has a Password Problem
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1	1 Vote	No Kids Allowed: The Best Hours of Stanley Parable's Baby Game of Course
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