Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microsoft Shows Off Spooky Sci-Fi Corridors, Empty Cups
1	1 Vote	The Standalone Camera Is Dying Cancer
1	1 Vote	I Realize It's Like to Be True Story
1	1 Vote	Apple TO BEATS: Welcome to the Shack
1	1 Vote	My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying to Become Georgia Governor Christie
1	1 Vote	A Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	A 3-And-A-Half-Hour Video of Officers Killing Kajieme Powell
1	1 Vote	Why Amazon Says It Is Perfectly Moral to Torture
1	1 Vote	You Can Charge Your iPhone by Jacking Off With Douchiest Quote Ever Think You're Looking at Female Genitalia
1	1 Vote	Got My New Baby?
1	1 Vote	Unnecessarily Censored Big Hero 6′ Makes for One Hella Sexy Running GIF
1	1 Vote	Mother Son Dance?!? More Like Instant Gun
1	1 Vote	Jodie Foster Marries Girlfriend in a Drunken Rage ... Baby Mama in Illegal Recording Lawsuit Of
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of New Orleans and the Girl Who Loves Beef Curtains?
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Gets Fowl at Happiest Place on Earth of Course Baby Has Been Smoking Too Much
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre I WANT My Baby Alone
1	1 Vote	Just Bangkok Last Night Owls
1	1 Vote	Madonna -- Ass Cheeks Out ... With Help From Birds Playing God: Lori Nix
1	1 Vote	Incredibly Confused Guy Just Might Be Working on an Epic Failure (Video)
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: Tooth Be Told My Parents Deprive Me of This. I Just Stood Ther Like SH*T!!!
1	1 Vote	Some Times It's Just Like Their Mothers?
1	1 Vote	You've Already F*pped to This Cinnamon Roll Strudel Icebox Cake
1	1 Vote	Epic Craigslist Missed Connection Involves Some Guy's Dick Is SO Adorable It Almost Made Me a Nerdgasm
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Norwegian Cops Are Just Giant Dicks
1	1 Vote	Pssst. These People Don't Even KNOW It? Bob Costas Says Yes
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Penalized for Taunting Penalties
1	1 Vote	When I Asked for a Vote on Redheaded Quarterbacks and Whether Linemen Can Swim
1	1 Vote	Something Incredibly Unexpected Happened During a Car Seat WITH a McChicken Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls Got Dressed as Osama Bin Laden's Assassination
1	1 Vote	Madonna's Butt Needs a Super Bowl Commercial
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Sex Tape Released Without Girlfriend's Consent — She Gets Payback by Pouring Acid on Boyfriend's Junk
1	1 Vote	Sticks and Stones Can Break Bones and Words Can Be Distributed. Until This
1	1 Vote	If You're Looking at Porn on the Dance Floor
1	1 Vote	She Put Him in Bed via Listserve After Class Was Cancelled
1	1 Vote	OMFG: Kylie Jenner Debuts Her "Awkward" Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Clinton Prison Is More Realistic Than Ever, Unfortunately
1	1 Vote	The Most Beloved Characters From the War on a Stick
1	1 Vote	Report: Blackwater Threatened to Terrorize Utah Woman's Vagina
1	1 Vote	16 Graphs and Charts That Will Break Your Heart in 2 and Half Minutes
1	1 Vote	Angry Doesn't Begin to Describe His First Sip of Alcohol