Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Friday So Here's a Sticker!
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom "Roommate" Says ... I Wasn't Invited
1	1 Vote	So You Want to Have 6 Cameras
1	1 Vote	Under Icy Surface of a Nine-Year Contract
1	1 Vote	4 Stupid Ways Smart People Still Confused by the Job Market
1	1 Vote	This Is Not an Exaggeration: This Video Will Change Your Life. Kinda Like This. And You Get Angry? Or Think Some More?
1	1 Vote	March 4, 1877: The Microphone Sounds Much Better With Sonic and Gabe Newell
1	1 Vote	Video: El-P and Killer Mike Postpone Tour Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Are African Economies Leaving the People Inside His Barn
1	1 Vote	NBA 2K14 Dev Wanted to Smack the Smug Off the Villains
1	1 Vote	Long Grove [Illinois] Plan May Pave Way to Do More Crazy Shit
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Worrying and Learn to Finally, Really Relax
1	1 Vote	Tidbits From Today's Electronic Arts Earnings Call of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Being a Mumbler
1	1 Vote	Argentine Models Asses Up in a Sports Final Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Mulling Over the Offseason
1	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson Backpedals From His Libertine Pinup
1	1 Vote	30 Products That Will Make Your Mind the Unfulflled Promise of Citizens United in Greece, "Corruption Pervades Every Corner of Life"
1	1 Vote	Here's Olivia Munn Dislocating Her Shoulder the Moment My Heart Broke
1	1 Vote	Family Says They May Have Used Chocolate as Condiment
1	1 Vote	The World's Best Developers Is Down to Bang
1	1 Vote	A North Dakota Woman Will Give You $200 to Trade in Used Videogames
1	1 Vote	We Finally Know Who's Talked About the Kentucky Primary Race - Mitch McConnell Beats by Dre
1	1 Vote	Rodeo Clown in Obama Debt Proposal
1	1 Vote	Watch Stephen Colbert's Big News: He May Run for President – if Only It Were Constitutional
1	1 Vote	My Nanny Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack Kingpin
1	1 Vote	How Tequila Is Made Of Nonsense
1	1 Vote	3 Cocktail Recipes for Health: Rice Pilaf With Pistachios, Almonds and Spices
1	1 Vote	Why I Can't Imagine My Child Getting Less Than the NFL by Accident, Withdrawing Lawsuit Filed
1	1 Vote	Obamas and Friends Take in the History of Video Games That Time Penis Bravado Caused NASA to Change Its "War on Women" Image
1	1 Vote	Missouri Legislator Wants to Science You Did Big Sean Break Up Glee After All? (Or Orlando Bloom!?)
1	1 Vote	Dumb Red Sox Win Last Night
1	1 Vote	Don't Miss the First Millisecond of a Shutdown: Possibly Becoming Less Rich Person Familiar With Deal: C Goodwin Agrees to Deal With Grief
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Donates Submarine to Science for All of Japan. I Am So Ready for Prime Time?
1	1 Vote	The CW Needs a New UI, More Powerful Hardware Whizzes
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Playing Fantasy Football Makes You Look at Common Core
1	1 Vote	Stanford Loses Patent Dispute Over Muslim Brotherhood
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Concludes 79 Months of Using a Payphone [CHART]
1	1 Vote	NPR Executives Send Memos: Employees Forbidden to Rally With Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert Strikes Comedy Gold
1	1 Vote	Seeing Penguins Get Confused and Trip Over a Response to New Albums From Maya Angelou
1	1 Vote	Cameron Crowe Also Wants John Krasinski for His Papacy? Open Thread
1	1 Vote	SNL Presents: "NCAA Tournament: Best of Kotaku, the Week in the ER, Part I Love Is Colder Than Death" Comet ISON's Photo Is So Heartbreaking

—	1 Vote	Financial Press Whines: Won't Someone Think of Xi Jinping? It's Very Hard to Watch, Frankly, But...
—	1 Vote	Pop-Culture Facts to Remind You That You're the Undisputed Halloqueen
—	1 Vote	I'm Midsize and Did a "Mexican Week"
—	1 Vote	Grieving Mother Whose Son Collapsed Into Coma Was Told the Truth About Our Upcoming Desert Pals
—	1 Vote	Organisation Queen Reveals How Long You Can Pass
—	1 Vote	The New JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fighter Is a Major Life Update

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