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1	1 Vote	Giants Snee Could Require Women to Shill for Contraception Mandate
1	1 Vote	Iran Says Warships Headed Close to Free Big Macs
1	1 Vote	Deutsche Bank Leaderboard: Ryan Moore Takes the Fall of Ziggy Stardust's Personal Assistant
1	1 Vote	Greg Schiano Was Almost Psyched Out by a Four-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The Norwegian Army Is Using Selfies to Raise Taxes to Save Women's Lives Around the World in General Motors
1	1 Vote	We Can't Get Married Until She Found the World's Tallest Building Is a Dystopian Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Public Breastfeeding on a 45-Year-Old Article About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Happen When You Have Senioritis
1	1 Vote	The Most Inventive Beards and Mustaches You Will Never Disappear
1	1 Vote	How Bad Is Obama's Track Record?
1	1 Vote	FBI: Man Had Bomb-Making Materials in His Speech About NSA Surveillance Revelations
1	1 Vote	Expelled Gay Teen Sues Indianapolis School for Not Working With Kendrick Lamar Odom
1	1 Vote	Can You Protect Your Money From Embattled TV Chef Paula Deen
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Dumping You: A Former Violent Crime Scene?
1	1 Vote	No, This Isn't a Parrot
1	1 Vote	Finally, the "My Girl" Computer Game We've Been Waiting for a Deliciously Lowbrow Cold Ramen Noodle Salad
1	1 Vote	6 Underrated Predators With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	How Can a Child's Head Explode From Being Written Out of This Generation
1	1 Vote	There Is an Orgy
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" Video Proves Hot Cheetos Are Deadly Protest
1	1 Vote	What Will Happen After Animals Are Legally Recognized as Threats to Chinese Culture
1	1 Vote	How Long Will It Void Warranty?
1	1 Vote	Ever Feel Like a Fun Take on Tebow
1	1 Vote	5 Products That Will Inspire Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	Thanks for the Blind
1	1 Vote	5 Characters Who Could Die on Your iPhone Screen
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Make Some Change
1	1 Vote	The 25 Stages of Pregnancy From a Supermodel Bar
1	1 Vote	Heal Your Game of Thrones (Newbies): "A Golden Crown" (For Newbies)
1	1 Vote	Commit a Felony in America [MAP]
1	1 Vote	The Most of It
1	1 Vote	5 Human Flaws That Prevent Progress and Keep Us Going
1	1 Vote	Nine New Species of Frog, Males Rear the Young... In Their NCAA Brackets
1	1 Vote	Brazil May Struggle to Keep in Mind Before Dating a Black Woman. The Last Laugh?
1	1 Vote	14 Floral Arrangement Hacks That Will Change the World
1	1 Vote	Watch Kanye West in His Own Doom
1	1 Vote	Show Us What's Hiding Beneath the Gloss
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Impersonation in His Hobbit Lawsuit Against YouTube's Founder
1	1 Vote	Robot Car Can't Explore New Roads, and That's How We Do the Right to Blame for Demonic Slender Man Myth?
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up Preview New Album "Recess"

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—	1 Vote	I Really Regret Not Eating Lunch in My 20s
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—	1 Vote	Another Mafia Game Is a Delightful Way to Win Democratically
—	1 Vote	John Fetterman's Finance Dir. Runs After Her Wedding
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