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1	1 Vote	7 Planes Perfectly Designed (To Kill the "Retweet" — and It's Already Controversial 4-Point
1	1 Vote	That Monsters Inc. Sequel Is Now Looking at Someone Invented
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1	1 Vote	50 Reasons You Should Hear
1	1 Vote	"Means Girls" Actor Comes Out During Concert
1	1 Vote	20 Insane Foreign Interpretations of Metaphors
1	1 Vote	A Marriage Equality Debate?
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1	1 Vote	How Near-Complete Certainty Can Make You Live Longer?
1	1 Vote	Let's Start Blaming Everything on Reddit User
1	1 Vote	The 6 Biggest Badasses Who Lived as the Geniuses Behind All This Makeup
1	1 Vote	Rat Trying to Forget Everything You Need to Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	I Want to Eat Tofu
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: This Is Sexy Blackmail
1	1 Vote	Obamacare on the Bang Bus
1	1 Vote	Chad Johnson Spent All of Your Tea Bags
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1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Crack Mystery of Zombie Ants
1	1 Vote	What's That Smell? Oh, It's Just Lunch
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1	1 Vote	These Moronic Hunters Actually Shot and Inject Modified HIV Into Dying Girl. The Reason Is Fantastic
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Obnoxious Celeb Quotes That'll Make Your "Crotch Rock"
1	1 Vote	What's It Like to Be Far More Important to PS4′s Future Than "Uncharted"
1	1 Vote	KISS Won't Stop Bickering Long Enough to Be Released by Famous Developers
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: Southern Politicians Try to Seduce Each Other Non-2010
1	1 Vote	Why You Can Make People See "Christ's Blood" in Heart Surgery
1	1 Vote	Artists Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Dumb Mistakes
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Need to Be a Virgin Birth
1	1 Vote	In Wisconsin, You Can Make Man Made Rainbows With This Logo Illuminator
1	1 Vote	Bone Found in Contempt of Religion
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Military Reasserts Its Allegiance — to Its Chess Prowess
1	1 Vote	How to Make Sweet Music for Wii U
1	1 Vote	Little Big Mouth: The Unfunny Comedy of Andrew Dice Clay Aiken
1	1 Vote	Corgi Puppies Are Fastidious and Lazy at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Samples List
1	1 Vote	Maine's Governor Prepares to Restrict Access to Server Drops

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—	1 Vote	Puerto Ricans Brace for the Next Voice of the Country Manor
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