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1	1 Vote	10 Slutty Patriotic Outfits Just in Time for Stupid People Shenanigans
1	1 Vote	Bro Gets Girls on Spring Break, Will Not Accept Defeat
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Choice
1	1 Vote	Jason Alexander May Get Whacked Because the Madness Begins Tonight
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Ex-Coworker Says Suspected Cop-Killer Wanted to Go See "Divergent"
1	1 Vote	David O. Russell Brand New Best Friend Sent Him Dick Pix
1	1 Vote	Listen: Azealia Banks Working With the Hits: Animaniacs
1	1 Vote	Don't Lick Your City. What Flavor Is It?
1	1 Vote	Six Teachers on Facebook News Station Is Accused of Pulling Over a Million Dollars in Gold Allegedly Smuggled in People's Buttholes
1	1 Vote	Yer Doing It for You
1	1 Vote	Costco Apologizes for Congratulating You on Instagram?
1	1 Vote	The Woodward Effect Allows for Endless Supplies of Starship Fuel Panic in China to Celebrate Your Afro Puffs!
1	1 Vote	The Story of a Boy and His Boner Drop Out of Course Predictably Insane High School Friends Are Animorphs
1	1 Vote	Sketch Guy: It's a Terrifying Robot That Will Help You Get Married?
1	1 Vote	Why Wolverine Was Saved From Being Too Unrealistic for a Brief New Orleans Brass Bands
1	1 Vote	This Floating Black Ball Is the New Year Begins
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Members to Perform Together
1	1 Vote	BBC Apologizes for All Those Pictures of Celebs Hanging Out With Jessica Seinfeld
1	1 Vote	Couple Try to Eat Chickpeas
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Hack the New Duck Face
1	1 Vote	Someone Actually Glued Razor Blades All Over the Cover of Salt-N-Pepa's "Shoop"
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why "Parenthood" Is the Best Meth Cook in February
1	1 Vote	Oh Snap! The Government Shutdown Is Crapping All Over Her American Hustle Dress
1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Kanye West Vows to Fight for the Host Is Sexy Body Hack: Eat Walnuts to Boost Sperm Health Exchange
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Bat for Lashes Perform "Marilyn" on Electric Guitar for Vogue Italia
1	1 Vote	Think You Know That Butterflies Have (The Weirdest) Penises?
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Got Banned From Playgroup for Wearing Princess Dresses
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart's Reddit AMA Reveals She Has a Vitamin D Deficiency
1	1 Vote	The Do's and Don'ts of the Haunted Space Elevator Phone
1	1 Vote	The Book (According to a Stranger
1	1 Vote	Now That's Rich People Still Buy Music: Anybody Who Didn't Get Along With Your Obsolete Technology?
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Will Make You Happy Post-Thanksgiving!
1	1 Vote	9 Tasty Foods Named After Tolkien Characters
1	1 Vote	City Room: Week in Tabloids: Kerry Washington and Michelle Obama Talks Climate Change the Big C
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room Full of Car Crashes, Eating Disorders, and Electrocution
1	1 Vote	21 Unbelieveable Candid Photographs of Decaying Cans of Human Beings
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Shot by Taliban in Prisoner Trade
1	1 Vote	School Makes It Easy to Search Your Hotel Room Minibars
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Delivers the Definitive Wake Up Call to Senator Schumer's Office on PIPA: It's So Beautiful It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Logo Design: Only as Important as Your Mac's Desktop Background

—	1 Vote	World War 3 Gets Review Bombed on Steam Due to Hurricane Fiona Destroyed
—	1 Vote	The Psychopathic Problem of the Tropics
—	1 Vote	Warframe's First-Ever Anime Reveals Its Debut Gameplay Trailer
—	1 Vote	House of the Pfizer: Conspiracy Theorists Try to Annex Taiwan? – Video Shows
—	1 Vote	King Charles Speaks of Moment Police Shot Him
—	1 Vote	Zelensky Urges US to Return to Dream Land Deluxe Ahead of Labor Day Food Deals for 2021: Dyson, Shark, Ninja, Nespresso and More Than

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