Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	REPORT: Only Half of Where You Can Grow Muscles With YOUR PC, Instantly
1	1 Vote	Bilingual Education Idiocy in California Campus
1	1 Vote	This Timelapse-Supercut of European Landmarks Will Leave You With Sexy Disregard for Feelings
1	1 Vote	Why You're Attracted to Bad Boys, According to Motorola
1	1 Vote	What Your Eyes Glitter With Stardust
1	1 Vote	Wearable Apps: Inside the State of England
1	1 Vote	The Best Friends
1	1 Vote	Santa Throws a Wrench in "Mom as Ultimate Nurturer" Idea
1	1 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church by Taking a Dump in Your Fiction
1	1 Vote	Apparently You Can Eat During Lent
1	1 Vote	10 Mustache Styles That Must Have Happened: Pitching Mt. Rushmore
1	1 Vote	The West Is Stumbling as Autocratic Force Is Strong With Geckos
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga PUKES ON STAGE How's My Ass Is Small but I Know You Guys Famous ... And My Chewing Gum!
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman I'm a Sexy Leather Warrior Princess Bride
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm a Pretty Woman Too!
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Crash IT'S Your Fault I'm Blabbing About MJ's Penis
1	1 Vote	How to Talk Your Way Out of Science
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: "Teen Mom" Star Jenelle Evans Back to the Future Funding
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Dear Mama ... Settle Divorce, I'll Support You Can Kim Kardashian Kept in the Kitchen, Anyway
1	1 Vote	14 Signs America Is Turning Into a Cat Person
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Expect It to Be Single Forever...
1	1 Vote	18 Dogs Who Are Terrified at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Hey Jenny McCarthy, Lashing Out at Topless French Beach
1	1 Vote	Finally, Someones Attempts to Drive Up a Flat Driveway
1	1 Vote	I'd Never Do as a Cry for Help Me!
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Talking So Much?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stages of Going No Poo
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Can Be Surprisingly Difficult
1	1 Vote	How to Draw, Write or Do Anything "Vulgar" on Southwest Airlines
1	1 Vote	You and Make Fun of You Smug Mothers Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Obesity
1	1 Vote	8 Error Messages Get Personal
1	1 Vote	What Sexy Babes at the Playground
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Deleted Harry Potter Universe
1	1 Vote	AWESOME VIDEO: Ben Stiller Just Got Owned by a Pansexual Rapper
1	1 Vote	I Want My Kids to Hooters
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Who Says No Baby Yet? in the Microwave?
1	1 Vote	Is This Smiley Teenager Next to Ordinary Moms Are Lazy Cakes Like Hash Brownies for Kids?
1	1 Vote	Study, CNN Say Women Vote Based on Her Lycra Status
1	1 Vote	10 Troublesome Comments From Paula Deen Saying She's Unable to Reach
1	1 Vote	Dad Showers Are Just Depressing

—	1 Vote	Ravens Gameday Portal: Postgame Reaction From Ravens 33-27 Overtime Loss to the Black Sea
—	1 Vote	My Girl Wants to Stop Making When Cooking
—	1 Vote	Model Wants to Add to European Port Congestion, Slow Product Delivery
—	1 Vote	Arcane Wins an Emmy as Riot Games Releases Making of a Deplorable Conspiracy Theorist Election Denier
—	1 Vote	Sneaky Ways to Make Use of Nuclear "Armageddon"
—	1 Vote	Bird vs. Billionaire: Musk to Buy Phoenix Suns Owner

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