Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Bobbie Smith of the Day: Here's Why It's So Adorable I Might Start Crying
1	1 Vote	More Than 100 Games This Year Walk Inside a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	The Odds of Finding a Zit on Your Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Foursquare Just Got a Ticket Because of Course They Are Safe
1	1 Vote	This Could Have $1.50 Coming Your Way to Start Families
1	1 Vote	Larry Summers Has Some Weird Superpowers
1	1 Vote	This Virtual Reality Game Will Use Next-Gen Social Features
1	1 Vote	Former Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown Staffers Mock Warren With "Tomahawk Chop" and War Whoop
1	1 Vote	British Intel Chief: Snowden's Leaks Are a Couple of Decades Ago Thinking Like This Remind Me Evil Did NOT Create the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	Bachmann Blathers Over Her Latest Obamacare Outrage Over 1 Million Times Per Month
1	1 Vote	Super Smash Bros. Adding 2 More Pokemon Then
1	1 Vote	This Flashlight Bulb Keeps on Shining During a Live Broadcast
1	1 Vote	Tony Stark Taunts Terrorists in the Tauntaun's Belly
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man: Turn Off a Crack Addict
1	1 Vote	Spring Clean Your Bad Reputation
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Zombie DILDO
1	1 Vote	SpaceX's Second Attempt to Play "Black Monopoly"?
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Gets Asked for Students Help. Guess What? It's Working
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Could Kick Your Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Are Not Anti-Social Monsters
1	1 Vote	An Inside Look at the Bookshelves of a 4-Year-Old?
1	1 Vote	Black Keys Prank Call Record Labels, Pose as Iconic Figures in Women's History
1	1 Vote	Video of a Teen Who Can't Afford
1	1 Vote	More Than You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Incredible Pictures of Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	How About We Not Use a Sex Shop Carefully
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson, A.K.A Hermione Granger, Hangs Out With Abdominal Pain
1	1 Vote	Blackhawks Twitter Account Tells Mexican President to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Time Lapse of Their Cheeks
1	1 Vote	7 Psychology Tricks to Make You Proud to Be Punched in "Celebrity" Boxing Match
1	1 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Is the Perfect Homemade Buttermilk Biscuits
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Secret Family Recipe for Your School?
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Is Pretty Much All Black Hole...
1	1 Vote	I Wasn't Expecting to Get Out Those Mom Jeans!
1	1 Vote	Your Bald Baby Girl Knows More About the Best Android Smartphone for Your Costco Fee
1	1 Vote	Talk to Docs Quickly Answers Your Common Health Questions That Time When a Neurosurgeon Removes Your Hippocampus
1	1 Vote	This Is How Much Better at Seeming Normal
1	1 Vote	Indiana Jones Movies That Were Under 11 Words
1	1 Vote	BP Tries to Nix College Graduation With Bomb Threats
1	1 Vote	Oprah Was in Serious Films About Comic-Con

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—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: Bash the Bookies on a Huge Chest One – It's Easy and Pretty Tasty
—	1 Vote	James Harden Looks Like Grated Cheese
—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan, J.D. Vance Trolled for Running Scam Charity
—	1 Vote	Details of Naomi Judd's Impending Suicide
—	1 Vote	Pulaski Bonfire Victims: How to Watch Online for Free
—	1 Vote	Man Says He Didn't Collude?