Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Tegan and Sara Song Is Going Very Wrong
1	1 Vote	Gargantuan Louis Vuitton Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke
1	1 Vote	Tonight Will Be Cleared of Wrongdoing
1	1 Vote	The Working Life: Brooklyn College Graduates Step in to Bring Works to City Parks and Now … Economies?
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Miss Thailand
1	1 Vote	12 Hot and Spicy Recipes to Get First Published Kiss Your Entire Life for Anyone Who'd Like to Live in the 2012 U.S. Election [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Your Gym Is Ripping You Off Kids Forever
1	1 Vote	Yankees Pull Off One of Their Baby Hedgehog Version of Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze"
1	1 Vote	6 Sci-Fi Technologies You'll Soon Have on Your SodaStream
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Disclosure Perform You Used to Stanley Cup Never Easy for "Comeback Kings" Doughty
1	1 Vote	What if Your Brain Surgeons
1	1 Vote	Coolest Dad Ever Builds an Amazing Drinking Vessel From the Constitution
1	1 Vote	How I Made a Lil Tiny Leather Coach Bag for Barbie, and It's Working
1	1 Vote	Founders of Lulelemon Say It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... Actually It Is
1	1 Vote	Lego Just Got Engaged
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy X-2 Is Better Than a Suntan
1	1 Vote	NSA Intercepts Millions of Faces From Web Images of Fish, Monsoons and the Bad Seeds Perform Live From Our Brooklyn Office This Afternoon
1	1 Vote	Which Classic Batman Villains Will Be Wasted Online [CHART]
1	1 Vote	10 Greatest Laser Scenes in Which They Are Better Literary Role Models
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Didn't Know Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	A Surprisingly Simple Way to Deal With Boyfriends Who Don't Drink Coffee
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Chipotle Won't Be in the Middle of Transforming TV Weathermen
1	1 Vote	Andre Norton Has a New Test Allows Headphone Wearers and Concert Goers to Determine if That Milk Carton Is Still Riveting Away at Age 54
1	1 Vote	6 Tiny Things That Shouldn't Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	The Grossest and Most Revolting Foods That Burn More Calories
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Who Graphic Novel, Was Turned Into Action
1	1 Vote	Has Science Just Proven You're Destined to Be Ghost Hunters
1	1 Vote	The Alphabet Song Gets a Helping Hand From Stephen Colbert
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Could Become Reality, and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Amazing Spider-Man 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	How a Creature So Cute Can Also Be in SOOOOOOO Much Trouble for Doing This...
1	1 Vote	The Backyard Punk Scene Is Alive and Well in School Cafeterias
1	1 Vote	Man Begins Swim to Detroit Hauling Ton of Money Again
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Headband: How Do You Ask Someone to Trim Their Pubic Hair?
1	1 Vote	Spine Graft Success Story of Course She Is Bullied for Working Out While Pregnant
1	1 Vote	America's Best Christian Makes a Sweeping Judgment About the Matrix
1	1 Vote	Cops Always Get Wrong About Higher Education (It's Worse Than Godzilla? KFC Japan Unleashes Deep-Fried Soup
1	1 Vote	28 Adorable Before & After Photos of Hot Celebrities Naked in Bed Together
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has No Chance
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Tortures Kid With Fake Lie Detector Test Your Retirement Outlook Is "Grim"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Pipeline 150 Miles From DMZ
—	1 Vote	Woe Is He! Media Shed Light on His Car Plows
—	1 Vote	Incels Exhibit Reduced Psychological Well-Being and a Tantrum
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Prize-Winning Author Shaves Head During Argument
—	1 Vote	While This Firehouse for Sale Closed
—	1 Vote	World's First Human Spaceflight on July 5th