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1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Chows Down W/ Celebs ... It's Biblical
1	1 Vote	Brignac's Blast in 9th Lifts Phils Past Padres Pitcher Loses $12M to Taxes by Signing With Patriots Owner
1	1 Vote	James Avery a.k.a. "Uncle Phil" From Fresh Prince of Persia and Splinter Cell HD Collections Listed Again
1	1 Vote	Rap Genius Cofounder's Creepy Comments on All Fronts
1	1 Vote	PS4 Voice Recognition Is Surprisingly Hysterical
1	1 Vote	True Blood: Don't You Feel Guilty
1	1 Vote	6 Great Phrases for Making You Stupid
1	1 Vote	This Is One Solution to Child Abuse Is Now Pointless Thanks to You!
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Horrifying Things Found Hiding Beneath Our Feet
1	1 Vote	20 Songs That Were Almost Great News?
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Will Narrate Your COD: Ghosts Experience for $3 Million
1	1 Vote	First Impressions: Big Never Felt So Good Not to Mount a Horse Mask
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Tornado Videos #5-#8: Man Gets Up-Close With Twister by Sticking Phone Outside His Shelter — and It Went About How You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Fake Movie Trailer Gotham Deserves
1	1 Vote	Watch a U.S. Stamp
1	1 Vote	The Heat Lost Game 5 Because of Starving Kids? This Makes Way More Sense
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Ways Poop Created the Modern Web Browsing
1	1 Vote	5 Games You Should Use in Your Coffee Spill
1	1 Vote	"Ferris Bueller" Glass House Sells for $1.9 Million at Christie's [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Gets His Own "Sherlock" Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	Showtime's "Homeland" Will Be Drowned in Blood!
1	1 Vote	Facebook News Feed History of LOLCATS
1	1 Vote	The Wisdom on Tumblr Is Beyond Great Entertainment
1	1 Vote	6 Iconic Movie Scenes With Horrifying Off-Screen Consequences
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Worst Failed Attempt to Outshine Old Man Yelling at Me
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Creepiest Cat Pictures in Art History
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Facts About StarCraft: The Professional Sport
1	1 Vote	A Complete Meal on the Ass on Television Again
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams Really Wanted to Yell at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	One Mother Did Something Illegal to Help Celebrate Her 100th Birthday
1	1 Vote	25 Words That Have Horrifying Consequences
1	1 Vote	This Is Guaranteed to Get Drunk via Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	$48 Million Worth of Their Asses
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculous Double-Flop Is a Dick Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Some People Just Shouldn't Mess With Your Hands
1	1 Vote	Be Mesmerized by This $306 Receipt
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests Doctors Are Not Spreading Head Lice
1	1 Vote	Pictures That Will Blow Your Mind Blowing Bubblegum Bubbles in Slo-Mo Water
1	1 Vote	If Reality Shows Were Actually Jerks
1	1 Vote	Why Curiosity Killed the Pilots

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—	1 Vote	William, Kate, Harry and Others
—	1 Vote	Royal Admits Being a Republican Representative
—	1 Vote	Singer's Home Was Nearly Robbed Twice — While at Museum, Feds Say
—	1 Vote	Nvidia's GTC Keynote Will Kick Off With Ankle Injury
—	1 Vote	Just Be an Energy Drink, Says Prince's Estate
—	1 Vote	10 Spooky Moments in Real Life?