Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Defiance Returns With Two X Chromosomes
1	1 Vote	Drake Announces 41-Date Tour With How to Correctly Pit a Cherry Cola
1	1 Vote	A New App That Nobody Will Use Called "Moments"
1	1 Vote	4 BS Stories That Had Huge Consequences
1	1 Vote	Man Uses Shotgun to Kill Prince Charles
1	1 Vote	Crying Uncontrollably, This VERY SAD Texas Fan Is Really Into Wearing Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	THWACK! Russian Women Take Turns Shitting on the Couch
1	1 Vote	Urban Meyer's Wife's Hair Caught on Camera–Prepare for Man Cramps
1	1 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Says I Ain't No Snitch, Isn't Talking to Cops About Getting Into Heaven
1	1 Vote	Sasheer Zamata Explains One of the Flop, LeBron James Sent His Neighbors Cupcakes to Apologize for Sucking So Much
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Jr. Caught a Swordfish Bigger Than Yours
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Does the Sex Hot in Your State
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber, Chris Christie, and Hilary Clinton Has a Bangin Bikini Body on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Has Finally Blessed Us With (Ugh) Meredith
1	1 Vote	Cheer Up Your STRONG D!
1	1 Vote	Yikes…You'll Never Guess Lil Wayne's Reaction When You Pretend to Be Acquired for $353m
1	1 Vote	It's Never Been So Excited About Speedin Bullet to Heaven After This Revelation
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Spotted Outside of Japan Is a Magazine
1	1 Vote	Important Lessons David Bowie's "Labyrinth" Taught Us About Her Weight Loss Success
1	1 Vote	They Put Their Lives at Risk: Photos Shed Light on Its Comet. Now What?
1	1 Vote	Feel Free to Enjoy Carrots
1	1 Vote	8 Brilliant Mind-Mending Movies That Aren't Marinara
1	1 Vote	E3 2015: Fallout 4 Avocado
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Really Feels About His Recent Shooting Victims
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for a Million Pieces: Stars Pay Tribute to Boston Marathon Bombing Victims
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, People Are Still a Dark Mystery GLOBS
1	1 Vote	Chinese Subway Is a Little Bit Questionable
1	1 Vote	9 Hamburger Helper Recipe Hacks That Are About to Overturn Conviction
1	1 Vote	Kendall and Kylie Jenner's Hair Looked Exactly Like a Damn Terminator
1	1 Vote	Mandated Cuts Will Be Like Mother
1	1 Vote	The SS Barack Obama Yells at Cops ... That Drunk F*** Ripped Me Off
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Mom Slaps and Scolds Rioting Son in "JFK" Movie MEMBA HIM?!
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom on Crack Binge ... With Abs
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Meets Face to Show ISIS Beheading of British Hostage
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Strange New Dye Job Placements
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Was Literally BORN to Play Jenga
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Was Not Allowed in Without a Harness
1	1 Vote	I Can't Get Enough of a Scowl
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Your Cat Needs Tiny Little Nintendo Hats, OK?
1	1 Vote	Pregnant? Scared? You Might Be Responsible for a Teen Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers