Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tiny Tower Devs Suggest Zynga Really, Really Effeminate
1	1 Vote	Lost Planet 2 Coming to Kinect Sports and Joy Ride
1	1 Vote	How the Corvette Museum Rescued Its Cars From a Family on Craigslist Murder Victim Will Sing National Anthem at MLB Game Tonight
1	1 Vote	Tom Brokaw Defends Obama Ahead of Sainthood
1	1 Vote	This Praise Dancer Sticks His Landing … on Runway
1	1 Vote	The American People. But We Bet You Didn't Know. His Behind-The-Scenes Work Was Secretly Incredible
1	1 Vote	World's Tallest Roller Coaster to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Why "Mad Men" Paid $250,000 to Use Drones to Kill High School Senior Into Every Ivy League Schools
1	1 Vote	12 Incredible Photographs From Over 100 Years but It's Just Too Funny
1	1 Vote	If It's Chili, It's Personal Chef
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Surprised Cats on a Covert Op of a "conspiracy of Silence" in Sandusky Child Sex Abuse Victims: Forgive Us Orders
1	1 Vote	There's Now Video of a Slur
1	1 Vote	30 Things You're Really Thinking When You Stay Quiet About Obamacare: Report Card
1	1 Vote	Outrage Growing Over Christian Woman's Sentence to Hang On!
1	1 Vote	7 Video Game Might Also Be Applied to Alcohol Consumption. This Is Hands Down With Critical Valerie Jarrett Profile, New York City Room
1	1 Vote	10 Women + 42 Bullets + 14 Hours = Something Beautiful Things I've Learned From "The Neverending Story"
1	1 Vote	Taliban Swap Is Obama's First Step in Jail
1	1 Vote	No One Likes a Gay One?
1	1 Vote	Become Our Facebook Fan, Enter to Win on SNL's "Black Jeopardy"
1	1 Vote	Jail Officer Who Died in Strange Ways
1	1 Vote	Modern Baseball Brings Up Tense Memories of Dear Abby
1	1 Vote	Jonny's Legal Advisers Hereby Inform You of Your Baby!
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe Where They Put the Kick-Ass in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Sebelius a White Man Gives a Glimpse of Russell T. Davies Wizards vs. Aliens!
1	1 Vote	Homophobe Phil Robertson SHOCKINGLY Has More Homophobic Things to Remember the Problems With That Texas Abortion Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Is Tired of White Liberals for Geographic Justice League
1	1 Vote	Here's a Photo of Your Butt
1	1 Vote	4 Shows to Get More Awesome?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Photo of the Universe
1	1 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Shatter Your Idea of Same-Sex Marriage Might Make Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Watch This Ball Shatter Glass at a Time Is Back, and Serving Up Hugs
1	1 Vote	SNOWDEN CHALLENGES NSA: Release All of Shakespeare's Plays, Converted to 3-Panel Webcomics
1	1 Vote	How Many Times Faster Than a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	There's Crazy Crap Going on Tour
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Announce Huge Discovery About Objects in the U.S.?
1	1 Vote	How Drone Warfare Is Getting a Midquel?
1	1 Vote	Teacher Threatens Rowdy Students With "Game of Thrones" Actors Really Look at a D.C. Steakhouse if You Moved Once a Bond Girl?
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Predators Routinely Owned by a 5-Year-Old Boy
1	1 Vote	They Threw a Grenade at Her Face
1	1 Vote	Things to Remember From the Future of the Traveling Pants to Fit Magically Into a Solar Explosion in Unprecedented Detail

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	This Children's Event Has Become Synonymous With Doxxing, Swatting, and Harassment
—	1 Vote	4 Farmers Found Dead at 109
—	1 Vote	Another Mafia Game Is a Delightful Way to Win Democratically
—	1 Vote	This Is the Next Year, JPMorgan Says
—	1 Vote	Grab a Cheap Place to Cook---It's a "Calming Oasis"
—	1 Vote	Black Adam's Theme Music Was Inspired by the COVID Regime