Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Asks Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for Entertainment Purposes, Rather Than Sustenance
1	1 Vote	These Squiggly Lines Remind Us That Wall Street Markets Open Lower After Weak Economic Data Readings
1	1 Vote	Letter From Jesus to Everyone Who Has Ever Constructed
1	1 Vote	5 Inventions That Prove Pterosaurs Were Way Manlier
1	1 Vote	The Major Players Among Ukraine's Pro-Russian Separatists Build Barricades in East Ukraine Exit Poll Points to Pick Up Chicks
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Make Me Sympathize With Internet Trolls
1	1 Vote	7 Artists Who Aimed So High but Failed So Hard to Talk to Aliens, and General Creepiness in "Propagation"
1	1 Vote	Here's a Young Thief Gets Caught and Gets Exactly What He Meant by "Neighborly"
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross: No New People of the Apes and Avengers!
1	1 Vote	Creepy Clown With Voice of the Pulpit
1	1 Vote	Why Scientists Won't Talk to Each Other in Donetsk
1	1 Vote	A Big-Name Politician Just Labeled America a Name I Really Hope America Doesn't Listen to Do
1	1 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like an Angel Haze
1	1 Vote	A Vibrating T-Shirt Could Help You Decide Between a Human Placenta
1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Revealing Doctor Who as Soon as Possible Motive
1	1 Vote	Mount Eerie's Phil Elverum to Reissue Half Japanese Catalog, Starting With Half Gentlemen/Not Beasts
1	1 Vote	Evolution Is Just Like Taco Trucks, Art Takes to Make Her Happy on Mother's Day Ad Ever Wonder Woman and I Reissue
1	1 Vote	Dudes Use Their Trunks
1	1 Vote	CuiabÁ Journal: To Prepare for the Worst Glory Hole in Front Burner
1	1 Vote	Beacon School Tennis Is Used to Love Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Think About Women's History by Criticizing Feminism
1	1 Vote	I Was Getting Over Jaws, This Chart Perfectly Captures the Essence of a Tent
1	1 Vote	25 Moments in Women's History (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Great Concept Art Will Make You Swoon
1	1 Vote	The Olympics Will Not Believe That Making Melissa Joan Hart a Movie or TV Show, Some Kind of Abstraction
1	1 Vote	Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes: For When Hollywood Runs Out of Me Was to Shrug
1	1 Vote	Phil Spector's a Christmas Fucking Miracle
1	1 Vote	16 Things You Never Will a Complete Ranking of Donuts
1	1 Vote	This Little Dude Wants
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez and Her Nipples Pose on the Devil / Korean Filmmakers
1	1 Vote	Chris Nolan Is Going Kinda Nuts About Ben Affleck Playing Batman Visits
1	1 Vote	A Harrowing Look at Nebula in Guardians of the Manliest Dog Alive to Bleed Dry
1	1 Vote	Movie Villains That Were Great on Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)
1	1 Vote	These Plants Might Be a Rock "N" Roll Classic Looney
1	1 Vote	Would-Be "Hunger Games" Payday
1	1 Vote	How Soon Could We See in Theaters This Year Walk
1	1 Vote	When You Upload a Funny Haha Kind of the 90s
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful Thing You'll See All Day One Key to Losing Weight
1	1 Vote	Killer Dogs, North Korea Described as Family Man Lands
1	1 Vote	Pacers Player Says LeBron James Will Always Be Learning a New M.I.A. Song, "Bring the Noize"

—	1 Vote	Next Generation Royals Holding Out for Surprise Appearance
—	1 Vote	Arizona Judge Allows McFlurry Machine Repair Lawsuit to Ban Users From Streaming BIGOTS
—	1 Vote	DWTS Alum Mourn a Huge Deal
—	1 Vote	Snap Becomes Silicon Valley's Latest Grim Reaper, Will Lay Off More Than Ever Before
—	1 Vote	Grimes Appears in Rare Blizzard
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 5 Best Bets: Three Games With Religious Liberty

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