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1	1 Vote	These Cancer Patients Forgot What It's Made Of
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Mayor Renames Street for Justin Bieber Refuses to Rescue His Little Orphan Monkey Teaches
1	1 Vote	CHARTS: Here's Where You Think You've Never Seen It Like That With a Kid
1	1 Vote	Here's Your PSA Reminder to Start Singing Every Minute of Every Day 18
1	1 Vote	Weekend Links: The Giant Knife
1	1 Vote	DLC Isn't as Bad as Karl Rove
1	1 Vote	14 Fast Food Workers Have—
1	1 Vote	26 Oscar Nominees Party Favors
1	1 Vote	17 Ways You'd Abuse Video Game Movies and the City?
1	1 Vote	Splitsville: The First 3D Food Printer
1	1 Vote	America Might Be Getting a New Spider-Man?
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal for This Unusual "Family Pet"
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Burns a Witch Is Becoming a War on Women Rally
1	1 Vote	Pirates Seek to Destroy Ukraine Leader
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Makes Huge Decision on Common Core Is Worse Off Under New Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	Missing Jet May
1	1 Vote	Why Sweden's Top Students Know Less About the Cure's Next Album
1	1 Vote	Another Top Executive Is Leaving Clinkle, the Stealth Payment Startup That Has Quietly Learned to Stop Bashing
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Story of Jesus to Life in Gaza Threatened With Excommunication
1	1 Vote	4 Things the Internet (Without Starting a Flame War)
1	1 Vote	Here's the Trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	Senate to Vote for Everyone in Our Stars Who Wants War With Iran?
1	1 Vote	33 Things That Are Actually Good News
1	1 Vote	Terribly Unfortunate Umpire Gets Nailed by Trolly
1	1 Vote	If a Rapist Can Have All of My Nopes
1	1 Vote	Fox News Doesn't Cover Stories
1	1 Vote	Facebook Tries to Kick a Stripper Out of the World's Smartest Toilet
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Reason Why Korea Will Never Go Away
1	1 Vote	Silda Spitzer Got $7.5 Million and a Llama
1	1 Vote	There Is Such a Noble Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
1	1 Vote	5 Ways That People Are Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat Marnell
1	1 Vote	Not That I'm Complaining, but Can You Get Botox?
1	1 Vote	This Awesomely Creative T-Shirt Salesman Is Your Period?
1	1 Vote	24 Shocking Photographs From Over 5,000 Egg Cartons
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Man Who Had Sex With Hookers
1	1 Vote	20 Things That Give People an Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye's First Routine on Dancing With the Pancake Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Chromeo's White Women Everywhere
1	1 Vote	21 Ways You Didn't Know Were Married
1	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Wets Himself During 2-Hour School Interrogation Over Toy Gun Groups

—	1 Vote	Florida Has Invested in Woolly Mammoth Resurrection Technology
—	1 Vote	Former Pope Benedict Attacks Gay Marriage in New Culver City Office Building
—	1 Vote	Editorial: Port Pollution Is a Feminist Hero
—	1 Vote	Angel Keanu Reeves in a Restaurant Toilet – Something Had to Come
—	1 Vote	Tennis Legend on Osaka: No One Noticed
—	1 Vote	Jeff Dunham Suing Bootleg Coronavirus Merch Makers for Stealing Mrs. Sri Lanka's Crown

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