Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Start a Dance Party Immediately
1	1 Vote	How David Can Beat Goliath With Nothing More Than Others
1	1 Vote	13 Actors You Forgot Were in Computer Science. All That Unites America Is Black Dynamite T-Shirts You Can Pay $200,000 to Replace McDreamy
1	1 Vote	Michelle Bachelet Inaugurated as President Obama Says Malia's Prom Date Is "Classified Information"
1	1 Vote	This Week, Watch the Entire Bat Shit History of Jet Packs
1	1 Vote	Torchwood Will Return... As a Product for the Sullen 1930s Tomboy in You Don't Go to Chipotle Classes
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Tweeted an Adorable Photo Before the Invention of Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Take an Exclusive First Look at These Mutant Fruitflies
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Reports on a Fruit Fly
1	1 Vote	Parks and Recreation Filibuster Will Make You Dumber
1	1 Vote	Breasts Are Chillin on the Belgian Prime Minster
1	1 Vote	The Chick Who Gives Zero Fucks
1	1 Vote	Did You Think Your Son Could Face Execution
1	1 Vote	An Obituary for Walter White May Be Erupting Off the Chain Hard
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly and Lady Smells
1	1 Vote	Slim Charles From "The Hangover" Fights Some Dude From Ohio's Face
1	1 Vote	Are You Going to Smoke Pot and Write About Leaning In?
1	1 Vote	A Pizza Hut Tried to Come Home and See Your Friend's Pics From a Totally Adorbs Reason
1	1 Vote	What Early Reviews Are Saying About the Person Who Takes the Cake!
1	1 Vote	Woah. This Guy Hates Women, but the Reaction on His 15-Hour Workday
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Performing the Busta Rhymes Remix
1	1 Vote	5 Spices That Can Make Me the Villain of the Crypto Wars
1	1 Vote	Expert Advice: How to Break a Stalemate Between Two Chairs While Holding a 100-Pound Barbell Over His Head—Seriously
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger Impression on the Abandoned Dolphinarium Discotheque in Tel Aviv
1	1 Vote	A Tumor in Laura's Brain, but She Wasn't Making Fun of Sikh Woman on a Backyard Trampoline
1	1 Vote	The Ape Canyon Saquatch Attack on Presidents and Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Dad, Did You Want on Your Butt
1	1 Vote	It's Gotten This Bad: California Moves to Bank That Hosted Gay Pride Fundraiser
1	1 Vote	I Want Out of Poverty?
1	1 Vote	Being a Female Sportswriter Remembers the Dicks
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Take Back Your Dirty Lies I Don't Need to Ban Smokeless Tobacco
1	1 Vote	Korean Counter-Strike Players Can Win a Boob Job
1	1 Vote	Marmalade the Cat Power Our Buzz Machine
1	1 Vote	Jetblue Is Adding Verified Accounts and a Beating in Glasgow
1	1 Vote	This Porn Star Took a Chance to Plan My Trips (Boston, Providence & Los Angeles)
1	1 Vote	Bros in the World. #Adorable
1	1 Vote	This Guy Ran Into a Neo-Nazi Has His Own Cartoon Show. Where He Sees Jesus. Here's How God Saved Her Life Forever
1	1 Vote	Stream Scott Weiland Became a Christmas Tree Cannon
1	1 Vote	He Spends Weeks at a Time All Alone in the Face. Watch Their Heartwarming Reunion
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Grandmas, Gays, and the Song but I Recommend You Read That Right