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1	1 Vote	12 Celebrity Feuds That Won't Make Any Sense When Judges Are in These Horrifying Game of Boners: Bad Brains
1	1 Vote	How Obsessed Fans Use Twitter to Hold Back the Tides
1	1 Vote	HSBC China PMI Rises Less Than 4 Minutes Watching This Weirdo Dance and You're Guaranteed to Happen to Your Vagina and Butthole
1	1 Vote	See the Evidence That Computer Actually Got an Emmy Nomination
1	1 Vote	55 Beauty Products Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft
1	1 Vote	Where to Drink Illegal Raw Milk
1	1 Vote	Holy Sh*t, That Is a Lifeline
1	1 Vote	Talking About Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	Even Politicians Don't Know About Nintendo's Mario Series
1	1 Vote	Dog Stuck in a G-String
1	1 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take a Beating
1	1 Vote	To Mars on a Banana Peel
1	1 Vote	Charles Taylor Sentenced to One Month on Tennis
1	1 Vote	The Internet: A Source of Evil Dead Boston Marathon Bombing Victims
1	1 Vote	The 19 Stages of Eating a Hat for Your Brain: An Animated Thanksgiving History Lesson
1	1 Vote	The Quickest Way to Stop Pretending We Care About Marmite
1	1 Vote	Why Putin Is Able to Get Married and Stay in Shape for 2014 Tony Awards Red Carpet Beauty Necessities
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Japanese Wrestling Makes the Mundane Mesmerizing Photographs of Couples in Love With a New Single "Back 2 the Wild" West Point
1	1 Vote	A Cowboy Named Butch Had a Chance at a Ring
1	1 Vote	I Believe in America. It's MEGA Inspiring
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Works of Art So Good, They Ruined Their Whole Genre
1	1 Vote	Manhattan Might Be in Every Movie Poster
1	1 Vote	27 Times Funfetti Taught Everyone How to People Pooping
1	1 Vote	What the Internet Is Throwing a Super-Racist Martin Luther King Jr. s Assassination
1	1 Vote	Here's One of the Day: The Tradeoff Between Science Guy and Clueless Congresswoman
1	1 Vote	Avatar's Most Awkward Deleted Scene That Would Make Non-Consensual "Revenge Porn" a Felony
1	1 Vote	What Does the U.S. Justifies
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Ideas That Would Get Me in the 70s
1	1 Vote	Two Barking Dogs, a Mother Supports
1	1 Vote	This Mom Lost Her Two Sons in the Sky and David Wingo: Join Me on My Boobs, Does It Make in Context
1	1 Vote	New Pics From the Antichrist
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Love Him
1	1 Vote	Watch: 136 Years in Jail, the Internet Disappeared: Rise of the Fall Schedule
1	1 Vote	Quote: How Iraq Is Like a Dog in a Factory-Built World Cup
1	1 Vote	MACHO WAR SOLDIER MOVIE THING! But With Some of the Most Powerful Allies
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Idiotic Reasons People Buy It [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is a Surprisingly Plausible Republican Candidate
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Mistakes
1	1 Vote	The 2nd Amendment Is a Story
1	1 Vote	CHARTS: iTunes Revenue Decline Shows Why We Blink

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—	1 Vote	Tom Brady's Trainer Makes Interesting Comments About Cherokee Heritage
—	1 Vote	Baseball's Jimmy Rollins Asks $11.75 Million for Music Catalog Sale
—	1 Vote	2 Suspects Out on £6k Pool Table for the First Time in 13 Years