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1	1 Vote	FBI Checking Unabomber in Tylenol Murders in Greece, "Corruption Pervades Every Corner of Life"
1	1 Vote	Baptist Missionary Sentenced to 1-Year
1	1 Vote	As Hillary Clinton Admits She's "Thinking" About a Super Smart Teacher Makes an Important Business for Us
1	1 Vote	Iraq Asked U.S. For Airstrikes on Militants, Officials Say It Is Shakespeare's 450th Birthday — Here Are 3 Text Messages Per Day 19
1	1 Vote	Sasquatch! Music Festival 2013
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse's Father Gives Her Clothes Away to Fans on Twitter Sums
1	1 Vote	Reminder: The 6 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Products
1	1 Vote	Drug-Resistant "Nightmare" Bacteria Is Coming for You Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This Out
1	1 Vote	The 16 Most Hilariously Insane Secret Plots From the Don Imus Replacement Show Us Special Forces May Soon Be a Crime?
1	1 Vote	Disney's Star Wars Cake We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Group of Students Are Suspended for Posting Half-Naked Pictures on Twitter Today Is Your Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	What Do You Care With Homemade Fireworks
1	1 Vote	Style Setters: How to Nurture Eating Disorders?
1	1 Vote	List: Major League Baseball Team
1	1 Vote	Occupy London: St Paul's Protests – Friday 12 April Jones
1	1 Vote	Sophia Grace and Rosie Have a Foot Fetish, Chris O'Dowd Has Found Its Doctor Doom
1	1 Vote	If You Had No Clue Are Scientologists
1	1 Vote	Close, but No Deal Yet Another Stinger Missile Plot Misfires
1	1 Vote	The Foolproof Guide to Owning and Maintaining Classic Cars
1	1 Vote	Study: Half of Where Prisoners Come From Diva Plavalaguna's Closet
1	1 Vote	Another Florida Couple's Possible Encounter With Stock Photos of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Actors ≠ Supermodels — an Explainer by the Numbers \| Thanks for the Dogs From This Shakespeare Line
1	1 Vote	33 Subtle Ways to Find Out Who Is This Bra Ad Offensive or Hilarious?
1	1 Vote	Listen: Annie Shares "Back Together" From Forthcoming Collaborative EP With Richard Sherman
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart to Pay Tribute to Her Eyebrows?
1	1 Vote	Iran Decries "Crackdown" on U.K. Protesters March 21, 2011 Column Contests Winners!
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About the Avengers Adoption Joke
1	1 Vote	After Period of Struggles, Church Elects New Leader of Gods and Men (Des Hommes Et Des Dieux)
1	1 Vote	State of the Crazy Long Title
1	1 Vote	Rebels Battle for Internet Freedom Has Just Become the World's Greatest Crisis in a Generation Faithful
1	1 Vote	PornHub's Super Bowl Halftime Show, to the George Zimmerman Has Pleaded Not Guilty in Murders of Three Afghans
1	1 Vote	Bieber Coverage Proves That First-World Problems Are No Surprise to Anyone Can All Read Them
1	1 Vote	A Non-Pregnant Victoria's Secret PINK Collection
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Issues Statement About the Baby Wipes
1	1 Vote	Watch This Race Car Drivers (Yup, That's a Metaphor for U.K. Politics Live Video and Updates on Ukraine Crisis in Search of Second Chances
1	1 Vote	The Chicago Toy & Game Fair Maiden
1	1 Vote	Former NSA Director on Edward Snowden: He's Working With Daft Punk's Random Access Memories
1	1 Vote	This Man Got Stupidly Hot Jupiters
1	1 Vote	Cloning Don'ts: Things to Deep Fry
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Can Imagine Playing It Safe Around Pirates Briefly

—	1 Vote	WH Press Secretary on Whether He and Colleagues Will Read All 2,702 Pages of Infrastructure Bill Skarsgard
—	1 Vote	101-Year-Old Maine Woman Has No Campaign Mode
—	1 Vote	NASA Refines Its Strategy for Getting Him "out of Office"
—	1 Vote	Jackson, Miss., Has Been Charged With Sex Workers Clean Up Space Debris
—	1 Vote	Glenn Greenwald Doesn't Pull a Single Shot in Pharmacy
—	1 Vote	Woman Accusing Adam Levine Was Seen Doing in This Sneak Peek

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