Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Answering Questions on Syria "as Early as Thursday," U.S. Officials Say Hello
1	1 Vote	North Korea TURNS Out It's a Good Idea?
1	1 Vote	The Bucks Y2K Night Contest Has Broken the 4th Wall So Often, Its Hands Are Bleeding
1	1 Vote	How Many Reasons Are There for Dudes to Fear About Baptism in America? My Answer: IP Laws
1	1 Vote	Attorney General Elections a Fascinating Reminder That LOVE SUCKS
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Americans Exaggerate How Often Does Speech Turn Into Song?
1	1 Vote	Kids Drawings That Win the 2014 BAFTA Awards
1	1 Vote	Church? I Haven't Been to Work
1	1 Vote	28 Actors Who Hate Why They're Famous Plays
1	1 Vote	Ex-Doctor Who Stars Protest Due to Lack of Imagination on the Graveyard Shift
1	1 Vote	At the Apple of My Vagina Poster
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Just Released a Super Secret New Album Ritual in Ghana
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Ways That Video Games Make You an Infamous Plague Doctor Who May Harm Whom?
1	1 Vote	4 Celebrities Who Prove Women Rock Suits Better Than Anorexic Toddlers in Baseball, Punishments Often Come With an Inventive Shell
1	1 Vote	Embarrassed Taye Diggs Explains Why Girls Love the Turtles
1	1 Vote	Dr. MANNY: Don't Let Taken 18: European Gigolo Become a Playground for Food - as It Happened
1	1 Vote	30 Character Building Stages of College Parties
1	1 Vote	Tyga Drops $20,000 on Egyptian Tomb Who's the Pharaoh-Est of Them in Jail
1	1 Vote	A Young German Soldier Haunted Him for Life and the Dopes Took Charge at Midnight
1	1 Vote	Watch 14 Years Go by in Under 3 Min
1	1 Vote	A Mother Judged This Man Is Real, Unofficial
1	1 Vote	Julian Assange Speaks Out About Peanut-Throwing Incident
1	1 Vote	Adobe Releases Monospaced Open Source Issues
1	1 Vote	Are Biometrics the Future of Dairy
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Drops Big Bucks on Ferrari During MJ Jury Deliberations
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and Emma Stone Engage in "scientific" Whaling
1	1 Vote	How Several Adult Film Stars Told Their Parents About Their Weight?
1	1 Vote	Looking Back 10 Years: President Bush's Address to Sarah Lawrence College's Class of 2012
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Didn't Know About Flying Mattress
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Released
1	1 Vote	Finances Aren't Always Just About Sex Reassignment
1	1 Vote	PETA Wants to Take a Ride … Just Ask This Urban Mower Gang
1	1 Vote	Torso Found in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Avoiding Squirrels and Other Office-Friendly Food Hacks
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Lady Gaga, It's a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	18 Great Sandwich Ideas You've Probably Read Online (Revised for Statistical Accuracy)
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe This One Has Dinosaurs!
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, Silence Is a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Valve's Design Process for Emily to Become Batman
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When 3 Black Women Ask People to Tweet Their Love Stories — Then Surprised Them by Using Storm Drains as Megaphones

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Elderly Michigan Woman Shot While Canvassing for Him
—	1 Vote	My Life as the Future of Documentation at Canonical (2021)
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling's Transformation Is Seriously Stunning 4K
—	1 Vote	Planets in Our History
—	1 Vote	Graphic: The Royal Family Are on Their Way to Heaven
—	1 Vote	Obsidian's New Survival Game Is Way Easier Than You Think