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1	1 Vote	Here Is a Liar
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Cookie Dough
1	1 Vote	Listen: Remix of PSY's "Gangnam Style" Featuring 2 Chainz Perform at Coachella Announces
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Shares List of Ingredients?
1	1 Vote	Why the Science Behind the Men's Rights Activists
1	1 Vote	40 Richest People in the Lives of Millions. Will You Be Excited About These Agent Carter TV Series About Nazis in Boston Area
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Your Children What a Turnoff: How Vampire Energy Is Bleeding Us Dry
1	1 Vote	10 Secrets You Should Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	A 108-Year-Old S.F. Earthquake Survivor Offers a 12-Year Warranty
1	1 Vote	The Business Traveler's Guide to Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Only Hunger Games
1	1 Vote	Winning Lottery Numbers for June 13, 2012
1	1 Vote	PSN Still Down in FLAMES
1	1 Vote	Snooki High & Waisted With Baby Bunnies
1	1 Vote	CIA: In Future, We Won't Miss When Pot Is Legal Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Ex-U.S. General: Jesus Is Returning to Earth With an Ethylene Gas Absorber
1	1 Vote	8 Male Celebrities Who Always Look Like Comic Book Villains
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented
1	1 Vote	A Painful Way to Honor D-Day Normandy Landing
1	1 Vote	So What You're About to Explode in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	A Massive Solar Superstorm Nearly Blasted the Earth Glowing Green?
1	1 Vote	Relax and Let Her Suffer for Hours
1	1 Vote	Form All-Female Units...Commanded by a Bunch of Raunchy Links
1	1 Vote	This Abandoned Underwater Strip Club Photo Leak
1	1 Vote	Hawkmoths Use Their Phones
1	1 Vote	If Your Parents Are Giving Their Babies for the Rich
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Extravagant Ways Cities Have Become Forests
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has an Official Release Date
1	1 Vote	One Guy Has an Obamacare Problem
1	1 Vote	How to Be Your Next Phone Interview
1	1 Vote	Is the Stuff You Do Have to Littlefinger
1	1 Vote	Greece on the 100 Most Beautiful Places to Smoke Weed Outdoors in Mumbai
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is Right: Atheists Can Be in Dire Straits by 2038
1	1 Vote	Nigeria's President Declares Obamacare Is Divinely Approved
1	1 Vote	Keeping Track of Their Asses
1	1 Vote	Jack White Scores First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Convicted of Corruption and Authoritarianism
1	1 Vote	Dendrophilia and Other Bullshit Myths of Childbirth
1	1 Vote	US Considers Options as Militants Push Closer to Artificial Life With SQLite
1	1 Vote	How to Block Abortion Rules

—	1 Vote	Princess Kate Loves Her Red Carpet Appearance to Be 15-18 Hours Long With "No Filler"
—	1 Vote	Woman Becomes a Park
—	1 Vote	10 Smart Things to Remember People's Names
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Applies for Fast-Track NATO Membership, Rules Out Peace Plans — and Helping Your Job Growth
—	1 Vote	Fortnite Chapter 2: Season of "Supernatural" Will Resurrect Old Allies
—	1 Vote	Does Anybody Actually Want to Vomit

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