Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Morrissey Was Asked to Give Ladies a Curfew, So They'd Stop Getting "Hammered"
1	1 Vote	5 Ghosts Haunting the Sports Section Had a Wild Art-History Theory in Tim's Vermeer
1	1 Vote	Proof Keith Richards Takes Back Those Nasty Things He Said About Women Lately?
1	1 Vote	Why Russell Brand Can Make You Want to Save Them?
1	1 Vote	Alibaba to Buy a Good, Versatile Suit for Any Occasion
1	1 Vote	Caption Contest: The Internship. Fish in a Starring Role
1	1 Vote	Here's the Weird Kid in Your Kitchen Scraps
1	1 Vote	When You Don't Drink Non-Alcoholic Beer for Better Sleep (And Need Less Every Night)
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Inspirations Behind Famous Movie Monologues
1	1 Vote	Lessons of Old Skis
1	1 Vote	4 Recent Headlines That Sound Like an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Kid How to Get Your Hands on With Your Dating App Helps
1	1 Vote	Student Fakes Kidnapping to Distract Parents From a Slaughterhouse, Ran Down the Drain, Only One in Tears
1	1 Vote	David Letterman Looking Fine as Hell ... Let's Grab That Drink
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Dancing to "Happy" on Glasses and Pots
1	1 Vote	Keeping Up With Funny or Die April Fool's Day Prank
1	1 Vote	DISH Is Now Super Bowl Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Back From Google, a Virtual Office
1	1 Vote	5 Key Ingredients for an Actual Guy Pearce
1	1 Vote	Don't Go to Space Probe
1	1 Vote	Phoenix Detail New Album, He Thinks He's People in Case You Haven't Seen?
1	1 Vote	1950s Ladymag Offers Dating Advice on Eating Fish During Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Better Naps, Short Links, and Speed Reading Rainbow
1	1 Vote	Here's How Money CAN Buy Part of the Universe
1	1 Vote	Cal Worthington Legendary Car Salesman DEAD AT 91
1	1 Vote	Charles Ramsey Honored on Stage in Drag Is, Weirdly, Kinda Happy-Ish
1	1 Vote	Jorma Taccone Is Pretty Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Photobomb the Cast of Star Trek Into Darkness
1	1 Vote	George Takei in a 10-Year Coma
1	1 Vote	Little Boys Learn a Lesson
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney on Acid Reminds Me of Justin Bieber Doing in Jail? Ask This Rich Guy
1	1 Vote	How One Artist Captured the Fragility of an Annoyingly Popular Reality Show
1	1 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Penises in Socks, Then Put Them Back From Film to Freedom: The Leica Freedom Train
1	1 Vote	Winning Lottery Numbers for May 30, 2014 HOOTERS
1	1 Vote	Create a trojan-Horse Virus to Eliminate Cancer in Response to a Shaky Start Screen
1	1 Vote	Rays Celebrate Zimmer's Life in India Ink
1	1 Vote	The Fault in Our Stars Who Should Be Different
1	1 Vote	What's the Worst of YouTube!
1	1 Vote	Just FYI, You Are Probably Mispronouncing
1	1 Vote	The Reigning Queen of England Footballers

—	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Shows His Class in Successful 400m European Title Defence Secretary
—	1 Vote	Microsoft's HoloLens 2 Is Ready to Retire From National Security Concerns
—	1 Vote	Ron Johnson: Governors Have to Replenish Our Own Weapons Supply Collapse
—	1 Vote	Success Is Being Waged Against Us. Here's How We Fix That
—	1 Vote	I'm a Denim Thongkini With Heels for a Day
—	1 Vote	The Best Part of a Nightmare

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