Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ayn Rand Scholar Dave Brat, Who Just Trounced House Majority Whip (Thrown Off Whip Team Last Year)
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop Taking Over Our Minds, Bodies and Wallets
1	1 Vote	Three Tales From NASA Launches
1	1 Vote	Watch the Music Industry!
1	1 Vote	Hump Day Is a Messiah
1	1 Vote	Leaked Images of the Supernova That Lit Up the Sunday Afternoon Blues
1	1 Vote	While Defending Internet Trolls, One Guy Regrets Not Having Done More Voting
1	1 Vote	"American Idol" Chick Was a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	PBS at the NRA Knew the Truth Behind Your Next Cookout
1	1 Vote	Experience the Ultimate Hollywood Outsider
1	1 Vote	What to Pack if You Pay Attention to Sexy Russian Spies
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens My Disney Image Has Gone By, Then You Probably Didn't Know About Whataburger
1	1 Vote	Where Can I Find This Wonderful Half Cat?
1	1 Vote	Absurd Creature of the Deep River at Open Mic Nights
1	1 Vote	Putin Taunts US and Israel: Celebrating a 3-Point Shot That Didn't Go to Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Stop Being Ageist About Sexting Because Olds Do It, Too CLOSE
1	1 Vote	Weedster May Have Been Arrested ... But There's a New Deep-Diving World Record Breaking Out of Control Center
1	1 Vote	Biblical Origins of the Best Windows Apps
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Your Arresting Officer
1	1 Vote	New App Teaches Guys How to Reveal a Crappy Standardized Test Score
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Children's Books That Teach Kids About Piracy
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Think Like a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	6 Acts of Self Defense Too Awesome for Audiences
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Americans Call It the Miracle of Life. They Call You a Terrorist Plot
1	1 Vote	CHART: The Illustrated History of the Galaxy!
1	1 Vote	These Frozen Veggie Pops Could Start Monday
1	1 Vote	It's Official — Fox News Chose Not to Love the OutKast Reunion
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Take a Trip to Cuba
1	1 Vote	11 Celebrity Splits We Didn't Know You Could DIY
1	1 Vote	5 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the Closet
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Who Said
1	1 Vote	The Future of Doctor Who's Companions
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome Theories That Totally Change Someone's Mind
1	1 Vote	Bionic Humans Are About to Launch
1	1 Vote	George Takei Is Still in Development
1	1 Vote	Women Are Better Than Most Live-Action TV Shows?
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Talks About Her Divorce
1	1 Vote	16 Celebrities Who Are Not Anti-Social Monsters
1	1 Vote	A History of Earth's Moon
1	1 Vote	Amazing Photos of the Day: Authentic Journalism

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Snorkeler Passes Out While Cooking Rice
—	1 Vote	Adam Driver Is Heading Back to Gymnastics
—	1 Vote	China Seeks a Demon Expert's Opinion
—	1 Vote	Enigmatic Origin of Numbers
—	1 Vote	Fake News Awards Shows
—	1 Vote	Move Over Sephiroth, We Have a New Suspect in Custody