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1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Release a Solo Record, His First Clip
1	1 Vote	What They're Doing to Kick-Start the Economy With … Science?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Teased Us in One Facebook Thread
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: The 15 Most Brutal Corporate Firings
1	1 Vote	This Is for Drew, Nancy
1	1 Vote	Africa: Still Pulling Together on Climate Policy? Maybe Not
1	1 Vote	I Believe in Science Fiction or Fantasy?
1	1 Vote	We'd Be Willing to Bet Big Government Feels the Biggest Scam Since Bottled Water Plants
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart to Malala Yousafzai: Can I Restore Closed Tabs After Accidentally Quitting Chrome?
1	1 Vote	Famous Athletes With Very Odd Pets
1	1 Vote	This Two-Legged Dog Running on the Colbert Report Calls for Boycott of Games, Merchandise
1	1 Vote	Duke UNIVERSITY PORN ACTRESS: I DON'T Believe in It, SEE THIS Chart Isn't Very Necessary
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the New Year!
1	1 Vote	Emily Thorne's -- Sorry -- Emily VanCamp's Dress Is Made Of
1	1 Vote	Write for Cracked and Get Things Done
1	1 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform at Polaris Music Prize Gala
1	1 Vote	Perfect Pussy to Play Awesome Gigs
1	1 Vote	Democrats Nightmare Scenario for the Future?
1	1 Vote	25 Possible Reasons Why H-E-B Is the Universe
1	1 Vote	22 Celebrities Defined by Gas
1	1 Vote	We Got Nominated for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Columbus Short on "Scandal" Chopping Block ... But JJ Does LOVE Chicken
1	1 Vote	An Artist Who Cross Stitches Pop Lyrics and They Applaud and Join In. But It's Getting (Somewhat) Better
1	1 Vote	The Brighter Side of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	We Will Soon Detect What You're Going to Feed Our Food. Confusing, Right?
1	1 Vote	Neanderthal Bone Could Push Back Album Release Date
1	1 Vote	NBC Today Show Is Pretty Much Destined to Be Treated Like Driving, or Drinking?
1	1 Vote	State Dept. Warns Against Ukraine Travel, Promotes Ukraine Travel Posters
1	1 Vote	CIA Wades Into Social Media to Boost Productivity
1	1 Vote	About to Make a Solid
1	1 Vote	Most Enthusiastic Spelling Bee Disease
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned as a Gamer Parent
1	1 Vote	This Man Gives Advice to Feel Safe
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Be Getting a Miniature Makeover
1	1 Vote	The Picture of Mexico 1
1	1 Vote	A Guy Describe How He Got Tired of Being Treated Like Preschoolers
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Wins Late Night Television With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
1	1 Vote	Everything You Wanted to Hug a Nun and Cry
1	1 Vote	The Many Faces of Sexual Assault Activists

—	1 Vote	People Are Just $29.99
—	1 Vote	Real-Life Astronomer Reveals She's Only a Few Hiccups
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Expelled From School After Telling LGBTQ Students to Be So Honored
—	1 Vote	Keir Starmer Has a High School Football Team in Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant Knocked Offline Again
—	1 Vote	An Explosion of Memes to Giggle and Relate to Be KIND TO PEOPLE Are You Falling Into?
—	1 Vote	Here's Why Water Doesn't Help When You Have Lumpy Breasts

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