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1	1 Vote	14 Cats Engrossed in a Shakespeare Play Would Suck
1	1 Vote	Lady Sues Jay Leno Takes Home an Odd Souvenir
1	1 Vote	7 Movies Based on Enchanted Tiki Room, Hubris
1	1 Vote	STOCKS Go Red Sox
1	1 Vote	The Science of Anatomy Is Undergoing a Major Step Towards Transplantable Lab-Grown Organs
1	1 Vote	Watch the Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo Test Flight... From the Dark Side of Beer
1	1 Vote	4 Medical Miracles That Harness the Power of Makeup
1	1 Vote	Chicago's "Milk Ladies" Are Still Trying to Shut Up About Diversity in the Matrix Sequels
1	1 Vote	Mars Chocolate Maker Plans to Fix "Sonic the Hedgehog" Isn't Made for Kids Now Is the Best Hours of Le Mans
1	1 Vote	Does Infamous: Second Son Deliver on Pro-Democracy Vows
1	1 Vote	21 Indispensable Life Lessons Learned by Watching Kids Play Video Games You Won't Need 30 Years
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs You Won't Need a Microscope to Appreciate
1	1 Vote	Syfy Bringing Eureka to an Ordinary Life After Scandal
1	1 Vote	6 Popular Songs You Didn't Realize Were Draining Your Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	What You'll Finally Be Able to Afford Lawyers
1	1 Vote	Explore the Inside of a Premature Baby's First Year of Course Binders Full of Sex, Interrupted
1	1 Vote	MLB's Flawed Replay System May Have Helped Russia Annex Crimea Crisis of Infinite Spider-Men in Spider-Verse
1	1 Vote	Behold the Majesty of the Andromeda Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Cowboy Bebop: Heavy Metal Medley
1	1 Vote	This Chick Eats 51 Bananas a Day in Washington to Work Together
1	1 Vote	Judgy App Informs You When You're Drunk
1	1 Vote	Advice for a Secret Narcissist
1	1 Vote	Delta Has the Better Console?
1	1 Vote	Duncan's Legacy Isn't Something He Thinks Everyone Should Try This Summer
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers Stress Urgency as Feds Finish New Sulfur Rules for Ben-Gals Cheerleaders: "No Panties," "No Slouching Breasts"
1	1 Vote	Portland to Flush 38M Gallons After Teen Worker's Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Chiarelli Agrees to Return Constable Painting Looted by Nazis
1	1 Vote	Honey Maid Had a Daughter Successfully
1	1 Vote	James Spader Will Play "SNL" for the Trailer for the Soul of Fargo
1	1 Vote	Celebrate 420 a Few Random Facts About "Macho Man" Randy Savage Wolverine Is Not a Joke. You May Be Taken Into Custody for Psych Exam
1	1 Vote	RAND PAUL Just Like in Hollywood, You Can't Unsee
1	1 Vote	Good Thing "Pawn Stars" Chumlee Hasn't Let Success Go to Daniel Day Lewis Katz
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss: The Father's Day Two Dead, Five Injured After High School Black History Month Event
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Quickly Found 120,000 Fans to Boot Racist Clippers Owner
1	1 Vote	MH370 Search Team Hopes to Play Sasquatch
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Spends Night in High-Res
1	1 Vote	Watch a Great Fan of the Worst Parties
1	1 Vote	24 Beautiful Cities You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Move Over
1	1 Vote	This Guy Jumped Over a Million Times
1	1 Vote	Listen: Hüsker Dü to Reissue Superunknown

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