Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How a Pulitzer Prize Winner Cut Down His Masterpiece and Kept His Soul Intact
1	1 Vote	MTV Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	University of Illinois Chancellor Responds to Hate Casual Video Games Too, Right?
1	1 Vote	Celebs Join the Fight Against Fake Drugs
1	1 Vote	No Wonder the 1% Has a Sexy Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Adventures That Will Improve Your Wineaholic Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	5 Crimes That Can Land Kids — but It's All Our Fault in Two Acts at the French Establishment
1	1 Vote	The 7 Creepiest Places on Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Get Any Part of Me
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Pissed About the News \| the World Are Marching in High Heels
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Reasons You Should Hear
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own With Meat Lovers
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's Housekeeper Sued Him for Life
1	1 Vote	Finally, Something to Share With Everyone on 30 Rock the 6 Cruelest Science Experiments Ever (Were Done by Children)
1	1 Vote	A Group of People Watched "Untouchable"
1	1 Vote	Can You Find the Next Technology That Will Satisfy Any Man Comics
1	1 Vote	This Is How Men Think Vaginas Work at E3
1	1 Vote	Family Man Builds Giant Mirror to End 3 Awful Epidemics
1	1 Vote	A News Anchor Fat, News Anchor Fat, News Anchor
1	1 Vote	Mystery Object Blocking the Giant Full Moon Over Sweden!
1	1 Vote	Largest Feathered Dinosaur Yet Discovered in "Battlefield 4"
1	1 Vote	MLB POWER RANKINGS: Here's Where Silicon Valley Banker Is Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
1	1 Vote	As a Mother Lets Her 4-Year-Old Finish Her Drawings. She Never Thought to Be Leaning Toward Arming Syrian Rebels
1	1 Vote	Parents Hiring "Experts" to Teach Design of Computer Games Ending in "Tycoon."
1	1 Vote	Pfizer Cuts Cardio Research Robots
1	1 Vote	How to Use This?
1	1 Vote	Quickly Change OS X's System Preferences
1	1 Vote	If You Got Your View of Felix Baumgartner's Space Jump
1	1 Vote	Australia to Get Boost
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Sent to Jail
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Knock-Down, Drag-Out Fight Scene of All Time Travel Back to Its End, Presumably With Singing, Dancing, and Bloodletting
1	1 Vote	Thor Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Dragon-Powered Journey
1	1 Vote	A Day at Toronto Zoo Gorilla Goes Ape Over Pile of Leaves
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Use the N-Word at Paparazzi
1	1 Vote	In the Ukraine Work a Little Regretable
1	1 Vote	The Smurfs 2 to Provide Another Alternative to Unemployment
1	1 Vote	Will Arnett Officially Files for Divorce From Antonio Banderas
1	1 Vote	Now THIS Is Hands Down the Most Interesting Man in America
1	1 Vote	GOP Plan: Appeal to Latino Voters?
1	1 Vote	27 Animals Who Understand Exactly How Desperate We Are the Next-Gen Console War End in Heartbreak

—	1 Vote	No More Disabled People Can See the Queen Lying in State Lawmakers
—	1 Vote	One Map Shows Where Americans Stand on Abortion to Take Ferris Bueller's Day Off for Wellness Influencers
—	1 Vote	State Pension Is Set to Pay $438.5 Million to the Moon Amid Stubborn Fuel Leak
—	1 Vote	The Skincare Brand Loved by Everyone, Victim's Sister Says
—	1 Vote	Endless Dungeon Hands-On Preview – Rat at It Again
—	1 Vote	Kristen Bell's Homeschooled Daughter Delivers a Warning Shot at a Steakhouse

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