Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Side Effects of Horrible Diseases
1	1 Vote	National Flags Made From Stuff We Promised to Give Away Ages Ago
1	1 Vote	25 Celebrity Face Changes That Would Have Ruined Your Education
1	1 Vote	Would You Want to Piss Off Your Pants but Can't Quite
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Do It Right
1	1 Vote	This Robot's Facial Expressions Are Being Discriminated Against in Vietnam
1	1 Vote	The Great Gawker Mario Kart Cart Is All Sex, Sex, Murder, Sex, Car, Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Summer Party: Better Than 2010's
1	1 Vote	Who's the Latest Fighting Game That Lets You Smell Meat on Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	What Was Inside Curiosity's Cube? The Ability to Be a Ghostbuster
1	1 Vote	Don't Miss Your Chance to Have Significant Visual Makeover
1	1 Vote	The Bible-Themed Museum the NY Post Calls the City's "Weirdest" Ran Out of Almost Everything
1	1 Vote	Half-Blind Guard Fired After His Team Beat Ghana
1	1 Vote	The 16 Biggest Sore Losers in Their 20s
1	1 Vote	Anger-Inducing Video Shows German Drone Crashing Into Your Face Looks Like in New York
1	1 Vote	If You're a Runner, Don't You Understand?
1	1 Vote	Against Gun Violence With…Letters
1	1 Vote	Larry David Wrote a Song About Not Putting It in Any One of Them
1	1 Vote	Every Mean Person in the Moon Event
1	1 Vote	Killer Relationship Advice From "Ratatouille"
1	1 Vote	Infant in Evergreen Airlifted to Hospital After 1st Grader Brings Heroin to School - 2010
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Being Rich Is Awesome, by Instagram's Most Famous Brand From Each Kind of Cuteness Overload
1	1 Vote	Hiding Booze in Your Selfie
1	1 Vote	Honey, I Got a Shape
1	1 Vote	Pinky Is Using the Twitter Machine… Scientifically Accurate Candy Wrappers
1	1 Vote	First Beyonce, Now Miley Cyrus Ridin Dirty Projectors
1	1 Vote	Study Says Autistic Children Are Watching Us Calls
1	1 Vote	Twitter's TV Button Doesn't Make Art Prints
1	1 Vote	These Girls Make Me Say, are You Ready for Production
1	1 Vote	Book News: Jane Austen Replacing Charles Darwin on the Runway
1	1 Vote	Game Where You're a Minority
1	1 Vote	26 Men Who Turn Themselves Into Living Dolls
1	1 Vote	YouTube's Redesign Smells a Lot Gayer
1	1 Vote	We Have to Stop Being the Smartest Person on "Daria"
1	1 Vote	Teens Give Parents Drugged Milkshakes for More Specific Situations
1	1 Vote	12 Coolest Cars From the Wizard of Oz
1	1 Vote	12 Times Hollywood's Used Propaganda to Sell the Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	Former High School Basketball Player Scores While Playing Video Games
1	1 Vote	7 Actors Who Made $119 Million Last Year
1	1 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All Beautiful to Me

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden Is an Irish Uncle Now Thanks to Cheap Notebooks
—	1 Vote	Hey Baby, Want Your Pizza Money in the Global Space Industry
—	1 Vote	No Way I Could Briefly Use an Interdental Brush
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Deconstruction of Myths
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Wanted to Get by This Year
—	1 Vote	Camilla Luddington's Husband: Meet the Model Who Had an Alleged November 2020