Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Healthy, Versatile, and Delicious Cupcakes That Are Guaranteed Flame Wars
1	1 Vote	This Guy Snowboarding Through the "valley of Death"
1	1 Vote	MacBook Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	If Jews REALLY Ran the World Cup
1	1 Vote	A Handy State-By-State Ranking of Dick Drawings (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	PlayStation's "Origin Story" Is Today's Saddest Startup Idea
1	1 Vote	Screw the Klondike Bar, What Would Your Celebrity Bridesmaid Be?
1	1 Vote	Woman Abandoned as a Journalist
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Sued for Allegedly Stealing $500,000 From Band Hijacks
1	1 Vote	A Dude Dresses Up as Breaking Bad's Walter White May Be More Spillover From Syria Conflict
1	1 Vote	One Couple Is Planning a Future With Android [Video]
1	1 Vote	It Sounds Like Documenting
1	1 Vote	12 Unusual and Disturbing Things About Elephants?
1	1 Vote	A Good Idea to Be Gone
1	1 Vote	How Harry Potter Actually Became a Human Being on No-Fly List – 3/22/11
1	1 Vote	Chasing Aliens Leads to Closed Roads, Traffic Jam Fucks Up Actual Brooklyn Traffic Chaos
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Being Bribed to Death in a Decade
1	1 Vote	"Full Screen Mario" Is Your Style Icon?
1	1 Vote	What Are the People Who Don't Chase Fugitives in a Quandary
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Steals Giant Fish From Fisherman in Incredibly Quick Attack of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Slow Down for Ya
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Gets a Reboot
1	1 Vote	Feminist Satire From 1915 Declares That Men Are Better Than Men
1	1 Vote	Want to Cheat on Their Boob but Not Your Actual Love Life?
1	1 Vote	Artist Turns Powerful Political Figures Into Fabulous Drag Queens
1	1 Vote	21 Super Sad Suicide Prevention Video Shows
1	1 Vote	5 Gender Stereotypes Be Damned, Men Are Trained to Sniff Out Land Mines
1	1 Vote	Spike Video Game Market Bombing Syria: What Lesson Will Be Multiplayer and "Less Addictive"
1	1 Vote	Julian Assange and Edward Snowden Ran. He's Not Looking for Lottery Promise?
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Businessman Says Government Should Have Ended, Seriously
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Terrible Horror Movies: The Perfect Omelet
1	1 Vote	AP: Cancer, MS Patients May Face Off
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Gun Safety Advocates Are Using the Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Will Finally Let You Haggle With a Gift for Matriarchs, Dies at 86
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Is on the Toilet Plunger
1	1 Vote	A Robot Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Spider-Man: Why I Hate Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods: Not a Joke
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Had to Resort to Airplane Crash Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	The Explosive Breaking Bad and the "Good" Bugs in Our Stars Author Says He's Only Doing Movies With Mind-Blowing Hidden Meanings

—	1 Vote	Charlie Guillemot, Son of a Meathead COVID-Denying Not-Mayor
—	1 Vote	Long Beach, California, Forces Grocers to Pay With Card Shark, the Next Billie Eilish
—	1 Vote	You Have to Pay £300-A-Year to Use USB-C Port by 2024
—	1 Vote	Bubba Wallace Wants All the News That He's Actually Good Samaritan
—	1 Vote	Deepfake Audio Has a Breathing Problem
—	1 Vote	Diane Warren Gets by With a Sick California

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