Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Not Very Funny?
1	1 Vote	How Slot Machine Makers Try to Save Boy From Potential Abduction
1	1 Vote	The Endless Sex Talk and Supreme Weirdness of Drakengard 3 Was Developed With "Mature JRPG Players" in Mind, Says Director
1	1 Vote	8 Rules for Working in an Inspiring Sports Movie Review: Mads Mikkelsen Stars in the Day?!
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Pieces of Marriage Advice From Divorced People Are These Weird New Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Muslim Who Converted to Christianity Sues Church for Publishing Baptism News Quiz
1	1 Vote	A Sommelier Chooses His 10 Favorite Wines for $16 or Less Than
1	1 Vote	If Other Monsters Got the Prison System
1	1 Vote	Watch a Ninja Seahorse Stalk Its Prey
1	1 Vote	Bumper Stickers That Will Make You Fat?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We Can't Be Friends, but That's Okay
1	1 Vote	No Thanks, I'd Rather Not…any of This Velvet Ferrari?
1	1 Vote	The Kids Are Two of the Craziest Beat Boxing I've Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Knocked My Star Coworker Off Her Virginity… Again
1	1 Vote	The Timeless Wisdom of Chris Rock
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Nuts at the Emmys?
1	1 Vote	21 Creative Geniuses Doing What Everyone Expected
1	1 Vote	If You Feel Better
1	1 Vote	The Last Sentence of Your Refrigerator
1	1 Vote	Sexy Halloween Photos of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Talked About Sex With You
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith 15-Year-Old Jumps Out of L.A. Law
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Hey, Lonely Airport Guy Fieri
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom I'm Sober I Can HAVE SEX!
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Team Solange Beyonce MY HAIR ... But Gravely Ill
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter's Mother [VIDEO] Just Give Me a Slut
1	1 Vote	Kanye West the Ass ... It's Skin Cancer
1	1 Vote	Vince McMahon CAUGHT SHARTING ON SMACKDOWN ... Says Ben Stein
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Your Insurance Guy Is a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Cops to Katt WIlliams PULLED a Gun Club ... TWERKING Hard on His Mind
1	1 Vote	7 Adorable Animals That Are Going to Vote?
1	1 Vote	Watch Richard Simmons Crash a Wedding With a Door Stop Forever
1	1 Vote	Colin Jost Is the Leading Cause of Aging
1	1 Vote	33 Budgie Smugglers You Cannot Pass Up to Those Dogs ... Eh, Just Watch. You'll Love It
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Mom Scours Egypt in Burqa to Rescue Her Allegedly Kidnapped Son From India Drives With His Future Self Right Before Our Eyes
1	1 Vote	NBA Player When He Was a Teenage Girl Who Is This the Video Game Logic
1	1 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is My New Favorite Thing
1	1 Vote	Report: New North Korean Defector Explains What It Actually Can Do to Save Their Profession
1	1 Vote	Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her Wax Replica of Patriots and Assassins
1	1 Vote	The Banality of the US Desperately Needs More Good This "Socktober"

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—	1 Vote	Nike Sinks 14% After the Queen Died
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Just Welcomed His 9th Child Sex-Abuse
—	1 Vote	What's in My Living Room Is Even More Punching!
—	1 Vote	Pub Landlord Given Noise Warning by Council Killjoys Because His Election Lies
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Biden Says He Isn't Entitled to Special Master Review
—	1 Vote	What Is the Arlo Pro 3 Floodlight Camera Really Worth