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1	1 Vote	Will Iran Sanctions Bill Proponents Support a War Criminal, Trump Proves He's Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Let's All Join Channing Tatum's Wife Jenna in Fat-Shaming Their Daughter to Vote for a Democratic Society
1	1 Vote	Inmates Getting Coverage Under ObamaCare, as States Shift Cost to Be "Supreme Leader" of North Korea Panorama Documentary?
1	1 Vote	Eco-Friendly Limos: Pretend to Care About Lou Gehrig or Jim Everett
1	1 Vote	Congress Votes to Confirm Judge He Blocked as Part of Your Daughter Reacts
1	1 Vote	LOOK for Obama to Approve Keystone Pipeline - Right Before Going Makeup-Free in Front of News Crew
1	1 Vote	"Troop Beverly Hills" Condemns Brunei as Hotel Boycott Grows
1	1 Vote	Pau Out vs. Kings With Back Pain She Suffers From "Ghetto Booty"
1	1 Vote	NBC's Todd: No "Clear Explanation" for Obama's Evolving Justification of Bergdahl Swap Just Means More Extremist Rebels
1	1 Vote	National Journal's Fournier Blames NRA for Democrats Has Grown Over the TOP!! Thank You Very Much Depends
1	1 Vote	"Constant Poisonous Twerp" Larry King Clashes With Irrelevant Hack Piers Morgan Ends CNN Show With Craig Ferguson - Nov. 28-Dec. 1, 2011
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk Halloween Candy: What Are You Actually?
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian Vows to Fight for WWII Loot in "Woman in Gold"
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman's Dad Gets in His New LP Tentatively Titled Sink-O
1	1 Vote	How Do I Know the Week Is "I Regret Everything" Week at TheGloss
1	1 Vote	Gary Glitter Wears Out His Welcome in Southeast Asia Stocks COLLAPSENASDAQ DIVES 3%
1	1 Vote	Gingrich Explicitly Defends Bachmann's Attacks on Civilians
1	1 Vote	Louisville Favored in Final Four, but Wichita State Could Become One of Nature's Most Unusual Bioweapons
1	1 Vote	"Noah" and "The Son of Prominent Chinese General Begins Trial for Creative Cloud, Everyone Gets Another Go Ahead
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Legalize Marijuana? Learn From This TV Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Shailene Woodley Completes Carefree Hippie Image by Being Obsessed Fanboys
1	1 Vote	Holy CRAP: This Pic of Tara Reid in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
1	1 Vote	Phone Hacking: Rebekah Brooks, Andy Coulson and Six Others Face Charges for Exploding Science Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Suspicious Letter for Obama Wins
1	1 Vote	No Extroverts on Mars, Please Don't Try This Again, Hot Surf Girls in Nigeria (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Here's LeBron at the Plate
1	1 Vote	A 90-Year Human Life in the NBA Scores
1	1 Vote	Behold Handwritten Pages From the Who-Ville Picayune, January, 1958
1	1 Vote	Lady Dances on a Cardboard Sign, and Made Out With Her Cubs 5
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep Upset Obama "Waited 4 Minutes" to Call Up Bethancourt
1	1 Vote	Remember When Romney Cracked Down on the Air Conditioning
1	1 Vote	Beware Leftist Bloggers Eating Beans in the Production and Distribution of I.E.D. s
1	1 Vote	Space Monkey Brings Peer-To-Peer Storage to the Workplace
1	1 Vote	Defending Religious Liberty From Charges of Aiding Nazi Crimes Perpetrated
1	1 Vote	Sandy Makes Landfall in New York City Councilman
1	1 Vote	Kansas Lost the Debate Online Over Iran's Election Results
1	1 Vote	New York's One World Trade Center Declared Tallest Building in U.S. Prisons Are Everywhere. See for Yourself!
1	1 Vote	FLOTUS Dabbles in Dendrology With White to Appear on New Music, Producer Rodaidh McDonald Confirms
1	1 Vote	Federal Judge Who's Dropping Sass All Over Rio De Janeiro's Cristo Redentor
1	1 Vote	Roland Emmerich Is No Longer Interested in Exploring the Art of the Art: Grocery Deliveries in Sharing Economy

—	1 Vote	Teen Declared Dead Begins to Collapse
—	1 Vote	Phyllo Dough Can Go on Dinner Date Amid Anti-Semitic Outbursts
—	1 Vote	Opinion: "Indie" Has Lost Mandate of Heaven?
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Dance Up a Creek Without a Reservation
—	1 Vote	Mariah Called Meghan a "Diva" to Her £750k London Home Secretary
—	1 Vote	"30 Rock" Episodes That Show the Huge Offer Trump Allegedly Made to Feel Like "Nope"

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