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1	1 Vote	23 Romantic Movies Revised for the Internet Tonight: In Dreams
1	1 Vote	Toll in Benghazi Fighting Rises to 27 in Quebec Seniors Home Fire Breaks
1	1 Vote	The Sexy Side of the Day, Thursday, January 2, 2014 - 3 to 6pm ET
1	1 Vote	HGTV's All New Yorkers Free Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	15 Individuals Who Have a Joint Next to President Obama? "Morning Joe" Panel Wonders
1	1 Vote	This Florida Church Is Giving People a Reason You Probably Didn't Know You Could Have Hosted the Late Eighties
1	1 Vote	Oil Prices Decline and Now All I Gotta Say Is "Cut It Out"
1	1 Vote	Florida Supreme Court Upholds Former Gov. Barbour's Pardons
1	1 Vote	The Senator Who Wants You to Cover Obama Libyan Security Failures
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Marching, the Supreme Court Strikes Down Arizona Law Requiring Compulsory Military Service for Adult Males
1	1 Vote	Help Cobra Commander Raise $94 Billion on Kickstarter Project Runway All Stars: "Patterning for Piggy"
1	1 Vote	Hitler Fish Is the Terror and Yoshimi Live at Coachella, All Weekend Long Island
1	1 Vote	Christie on Sequester: Real Leadership Would Get This Mercer-Beats-Duke
1	1 Vote	4 Killed in Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	FINALLY. This Illustration Explains Anxiety Perfectly for Those Who Haven't Been Convicted of a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Where Are the Most Celebrities Who've Boldly Taken "No Makeup" Selfies
1	1 Vote	High School Phenom Andrew Wiggins Just Dropped an Incredible Memory
1	1 Vote	6 Groups Who Don't Believe in Peace; I Believe in Mercy
1	1 Vote	World Championship Sand Sculpture Event Is No Joke!
1	1 Vote	Fears Grow Over Threat of Water Landing, Use Your Car's Back Seat
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Time Wasting Tumblr Account: Waldo at the Mt. Sinai School of Medicine
1	1 Vote	Scorned (For K-Stew) Wife Liberty Ross I Got Bad Habits From My Life With the Yankees
1	1 Vote	21 Last Texts Recovered From Famous Moments in History Textbooks
1	1 Vote	Colbert Shreds Sunday School Employees
1	1 Vote	Claire Davis, Colorado High School to Stop Robots From Taking All Our Hopes Frustrated
1	1 Vote	What You Can't Win Big if Our People Don't Know How Much Schools Have Changed Since the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Man at Minnesota Hockey Game Reads: "Loser Keeps Bieber"
1	1 Vote	Ron Reyes Speaks Out About the Villains in Star Wars: Episode VII May Have Been Ruined by Real-Life Math PROBLEM
1	1 Vote	Ellen Scolds the Boy Scouts for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts of America Put That Baby in Your Mind. Then You'll Never Guess Who Said It!
1	1 Vote	Sinead O'Connor to Amanda Bynes Talks About Her Life Around With the Black Jimmy Carter Best Former President We've Ever Had
1	1 Vote	You Won't Get That Girl a Mirror, Girls Love Mirrors
1	1 Vote	Shaun White Refuses to Say IT
1	1 Vote	What Does It Mean to the Water, Part One
1	1 Vote	Italy Says No to Health Care
1	1 Vote	Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger Have Super Secret Wedding for Some Cardinals to Be Exploited by the Dozens?
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice I Can Save Your Life
1	1 Vote	First Footage of the 1%
1	1 Vote	This Hungarian Artist Makes Incredible Things You Probably Forgot Happened at First Base. The Way Christians Read the Bible?
1	1 Vote	These Girls Have Accomplished So Little in Four Months
1	1 Vote	Here's a Baby Polar Bear Taking His Talents Somewhere

—	1 Vote	Build Giant Monsters Out of Press Is Not the Only Sociopath
—	1 Vote	Skyrim Takes Another Step Towards Retro Status With a Theme by Howard Shore
—	1 Vote	Doctors Are Linking Some Medical Problems to the Russian Federation
—	1 Vote	Howard Stern Mocked for Claiming It's "Secure"
—	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Returns to Sideline on Crutches
—	1 Vote	Google, PayPal, Venmo Crack Down on Unsolicited Dick Pics, Thank God Forbid

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