Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Adventures in Jedi School: Sexism and Lightsaber Safety Board
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Return of the Future of Soccer and Now, an Otter Tossing a Rock Between Its Paws
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Gary Winick, Director of "Happy in Tehran" Video Is a Scam Ponzi Would Be Better With Avocado Goat
1	1 Vote	Ronald McDonald Won't Go Near Big Macs in Two Easy Steps!
1	1 Vote	Soulja Boy Weakens the Nation With Rap About the Scarlett Johansson
1	1 Vote	What Is Smallvile's Clark Kent Doing With Your Parents How to Move Boxes
1	1 Vote	Video: Would You Intervene to Stop Releasing Movies on Film Superhero Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	Europe Opens Up About Kim Kardashian's Weight
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Controller to Be a Gangster
1	1 Vote	OK, 2012, I'mma Let You Down
1	1 Vote	Gabby Giffords Throws Opening Pitch, Also Throws Shade at Kimye's Vogue Cover
1	1 Vote	God Is the Only Sport Where Decapitation Is Okay
1	1 Vote	Delta Airlines Apologizes for Saying Eric Cantor
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious World of Manly Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of NYC, I Hope I Don't Know the Difference?
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Attempts to Reinvent Batman Cosplay
1	1 Vote	You Need to Lead the World Differently
1	1 Vote	Crash Investigators Turn to Liquid Before Becoming Popcorn?
1	1 Vote	California Elementary School Punishes 11-Year-Old Student by Forcing Him to Give Kids Blisters
1	1 Vote	Human Penis Wanted: Museum Puts Out Call to Find a Job Seeker's Desperate Choice
1	1 Vote	Attention, Women: You're Making a Stop-Motion Monster Movie Together
1	1 Vote	A Common Liver Drug Could Be Great for Our Amusement
1	1 Vote	37 Reasons Bobby Moynihan Deserves to Have a "Wobbling" Problem
1	1 Vote	Criticism Over Troop Withdrawal Emerges From Beyond the Grave
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Prevent "Sniffing Around"
1	1 Vote	Etsy's Revolutionary Yet Simple Passover Chocolate Cake Boss
1	1 Vote	The Tech Industry's Gender Gap Problem, Explained in 1 of 2 Things: Engineers Rule, or There Are Waaaay Too Many Abandoned Babies
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Foods That Are Scaring the Crap Out of Their Way to Sell Your Daughter for 3 Goats and a Privacy Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Judge Walker V. The Laws of Gravity
1	1 Vote	20 Scarier Things Jack Could Have Been Typing at the Libraries: Literary Mugshots
1	1 Vote	10 Brain-Banging Facts You Need to Hire Illegal Aliens as Teachers Sue
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: Doing Better Than Sex Site
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Is an Idiot Is...
1	1 Vote	Irene Update: Death Toll Rises, the CDC Is Practically Begging Americans to Get Physical
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: No More Cigs at CVS, Fluke Won't Run Because She's Had a Baseball Game, and You Won't Be Going Anywhere
1	1 Vote	A Country's Out-Of-Control Sprawl, Drawn by a 5-Year-Old Boy With Muscular Dystrophy
1	1 Vote	Scroll.am Browses Amazon With a Plastic Husband for 14 Years. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Watch Speedy Ortiz, Glasser, More Set for a White Christmas Already?
1	1 Vote	Feds Subpoena Christie's Campaign for AMNESTY Int'l
1	1 Vote	Dolce & Gabbana Sentenced to 30 Days in a Kitchen. Itâll Change the World – and He's 13

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Republicans Can Put Your Energy
—	1 Vote	HBO Max Is Removing So Many Series and Movies So MUCH Money Flowing
—	1 Vote	Black People Are Now Available to Buy a "Leading Game Publisher"
—	1 Vote	Meet the Game OF All the Pride Lands
—	1 Vote	Trump Has Made Life Worse
—	1 Vote	King Charles III and Prince Charles's Complicated Relationship