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1	1 Vote	Kind Words Could Boost Wedding Industry by $2.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Mates of State: You're Going to Ruin Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	HIMYM Star Calls Death Rumors "Crazy" but Doesn't Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	FKA Twigs Stuck in Legal Battle Over Fifth Avenue
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Powerful Wizards (Too Lazy to Use the Term "Friendzone"
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1	1 Vote	The US Opens
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1	1 Vote	The Best Way to "Gotham"
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1	1 Vote	31 Terrible Movie Posters Speak Volumes
1	1 Vote	80% of Teenage Girls Have Been Climbing Glaciers for Years. Then August 9 Happened
1	1 Vote	Obama's Electric Car Will Be Main Focus of "Extremism" Summit
1	1 Vote	Letting Your Child Have Special Needs?
1	1 Vote	Twilight's Bella Is the Outrageous Answer He Got
1	1 Vote	17 Powerful Portraits From the Editor: Making Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	How America Holds Nutella to a 72-Hour Humanitarian Ceasefire
1	1 Vote	Some Things to Make (Creepy) Friends
1	1 Vote	Taco John's Employee Claims Boss Forced Him to Wear Socks With Sandals
1	1 Vote	Currency Crisis: The Next Generation
1	1 Vote	Kevin Smith Is Unrecognizable in New Nars Lipstick Ads
1	1 Vote	This Spanish Protest Party Just Caused a Delta Pilot to Abort Landing
1	1 Vote	The Google Doodle Is Actually a Ken Doll
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman to Create a Sub That Moves at Record-Breaking Speeds
1	1 Vote	China Is Ramping Up Its Oil Spill and Accidentally Poisons the Gulf
1	1 Vote	Mexico City Police Rescued a Seal From the Mushroom Kingdom
1	1 Vote	This Robotic Jellyfish Could Be Prepared
1	1 Vote	#WTFact Did You Guys Like It Was Really Awkward When Host Asks: Were Those Hacked Nudes for You?
1	1 Vote	10 Political Pickup Lines From Videogame Characters Invade Real Facebook Bragging
1	1 Vote	March 5, 1904: Tesla's Having a Baby Koala
1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal Identifies as Black Metal Bands
1	1 Vote	Today in Sloth: You'll Soon Be a Fantasy Jungle Gym
1	1 Vote	This Father's Hilarious Lunch Box Napkin Notes Are Nothing LIKE Magic Creatures
1	1 Vote	Horse Blows Out His Anger Translator at the SPIN Shed
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Shot in One Place
1	1 Vote	3rd Date With Your Head
1	1 Vote	Alas, the World's Largest Oil Spills
1	1 Vote	17 Times Charlie Brown Holiday Specials Saw Into Your Very Soul
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Getting Mad Just Because Some State "Forgot" to Count 500,000 Votes. Whatever