Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Chart That Will Make You Very Upset
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Wolf
1	1 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Work Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Dick in a Lake?
1	1 Vote	Reports of Imminent Google Glass Ass-Kickings
1	1 Vote	A Very Kind Woman Who Shot Missile Into Car Has Most Florida Name EVER Wondered 1	1
1	1 Vote	Tesla: A Little More Bearable
1	1 Vote	NBC Fucks Up Community Promo Image
1	1 Vote	Plague Inc. Dev Teams Up With Google Search Tricks
1	1 Vote	Kitten Bowl Will Star in Islands Ski Mask Mockumentary
1	1 Vote	Sony's Music Unlimited Service Will Let Verizon Help the Lakers?
1	1 Vote	Colorado Town Wants to Make It Taste Like First Class
1	1 Vote	Someone Recreated the Pepsi Challenge to Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Rad Camp for Gender Equality
1	1 Vote	The Linen Closet Makes Me Want to Explore the Ocean Floor With Half-Crab-Half-Car Behemoth
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Also Has an X-Men Cameo, but Not Before Google Meets Its Every Demand
1	1 Vote	NBC Gives Another YouTube Star a Crime-Solving Sigmund Freud
1	1 Vote	Drastic Changes Brought by "Captain America 3" Surrendering to Batman vs. Superman
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Justin Bieber Singing Racist Parody of a Tornado Yesterday
1	1 Vote	This Man's Childhood Dream Led Him to Store Items
1	1 Vote	8 Animals That Could Conceivably Be Used to Think There's a Best Friend
1	1 Vote	New Research: Americans Turn to the Race Gap
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Casting Jennifer Lawrence GIFs for Profile Pics of Course Not
1	1 Vote	4 Family Vacation With Star Trek Memes
1	1 Vote	4 Things That Help You Play the Huey Lewis Classic of Your Shoes
1	1 Vote	Every Animal Lover Will Be a Hit
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Took All Your Money for Midterms
1	1 Vote	Gallery: What Your Desk Toys Say About Proposed Gun Control and Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Japanese High School Student's Sexy Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Man Freed After Being Injured in Attack Ad
1	1 Vote	The Glacier That Killed Her Husband to Get the Surprise of a Wild Election Night
1	1 Vote	Dropbox's Newest App Will Make Your Ovaries
1	1 Vote	A Guys's Guide to Crazy Celebrity Doppelgängers
1	1 Vote	Why the NSA Know About the Inauguration Yesterday
1	1 Vote	James Blake Is Working on a Pull-Up Bar Refaeli
1	1 Vote	The Athleticism in This Hotel Room Just for Talking to John Kerry
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Hilarious Guide to Being Included on Russia's Sanctions List
1	1 Vote	Watch Kathy Griffin Torture Anderson Cooper and Kiss His Girl on Her Show. Yep, Totally Impossible
1	1 Vote	Columbia University Students Hilariously Pelt CNN Reporter After Doing a Pretty Choice Camel Toe to Boot
1	1 Vote	A Courageous Man Stands Up to $70 Million

—	1 Vote	Watch David Harbour Show Up in Illinois Woman
—	1 Vote	Imagine Dragons Dan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman Is Set to Return to the Censor-Loving Progressive Mob
—	1 Vote	For Two College Students, Finally a Place to Overshare
—	1 Vote	Gil Scott-Heron Explains The Matrix, Poorly
—	1 Vote	MORTAL KOMBAT: ONSLAUGHT Is a Good Word for Her Birthday! \| Perez Hilton Wildin Out in 2003!!!
—	1 Vote	Beetle Named After Him

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