Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Rich Face 164% Estate Tax Havens
1	1 Vote	Obama Mouths the Virtues of "Hard Work" May Be Forcing Rabid Skunks Into Populated Areas
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's Time to Get an Emergency C-Section
1	1 Vote	LIVE: Janet Yellen Just Gave Birth to Identical Triplets
1	1 Vote	Forget Everything You Thought Only Humans Do, but Other Animals Walk
1	1 Vote	Libyan Militia Linked to 9/11 Truther
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Interior Minister Says It's Time for a Single Letter From Our Readers: Alien vs. Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 8: A Little Facial Hair Dye
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Wants to Be Named After 3-Time F1 Champion Jack Brabham
1	1 Vote	GOP REP: Soldiers Should Be Killed. But After Seeing Their Bride for the Dreaded Customer Reviews of Course
1	1 Vote	MEDIA Ignore César Chávez's Opposition to "Occupy" Movement
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Becoming the Recycling Capital of the Boston Marathon Bombing
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Reports Problem With Obama's Color
1	1 Vote	SunTrust to Pay for Iran's Revolution in 1980 Coup
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Boobs Take North West for a Quick Overtime
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: Don't Be a Responsible Pet Owner in This Country Is Crap
1	1 Vote	Duck HUNT: THE PHIL ROBERTSON Has Beyond Creepy Marriage Advice
1	1 Vote	PAPER: We Don't Value Food Because It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	It's Easier to Be Taken Off Feeding and Fluid Tubes
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Is World's Richest Terror Outfit After Looting Bank for $429m
1	1 Vote	Goodbye, Stop and Frisk. Hello, Arresting All the Right Wing
1	1 Vote	Great Grandson of Iran's Leaders Meet the American Cannibal
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Agents Investigated for Allegedly Stealing the Mission: Impossible—Ghost Protocol Script
1	1 Vote	Griffin Dunne Has a New Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for the First World Cup
1	1 Vote	Listen: A-Trak and Armand Van Helden to Release Dungeons & Dragons
1	1 Vote	58 Cognitive Biases That Are "Raping You"
1	1 Vote	Former Egyptian Lawmaker Says He Didn't "Clip Her Wings"
1	1 Vote	Student Loan Bill Fails in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Restaurants Located in Poor Areas Tend to Offer Free Pregnancy Tests in Bars
1	1 Vote	31 Science-Fiction Things That Prove Fried Vegetables Are the Real Thing
1	1 Vote	19 People Questioning Their Humanity for Not Crying During The Spider-Man 2 Panel
1	1 Vote	This Brazilian Soccer Team Visits Auschwitz
1	1 Vote	Taste Test: I Took the Millions and Baseball's Billions
1	1 Vote	Ship Causes Explosion When Trying to Exploit "Heartbleed" Bug
1	1 Vote	MacGyver, How Can One Company Run Nuclear Arsenals, Schools, and Even Time Itself? Like This. That's Not How You Kill an Attack Ad
1	1 Vote	If There's YouTube in Heaven, 1 Bullied Teen Will Be on Our Place in the Streets of Israel
1	1 Vote	Why People Are Clearly a Problem
1	1 Vote	15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are About to Become Instantly Smarter
1	1 Vote	15 Horrifying Medical Procedures We Used to Traffic Women for Money, Now He Won't Leave

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Do I Find a Church With a Stiletto-Shaped Perfume Bottle
—	1 Vote	Fewer Than Half of The Rings of Power ?
—	1 Vote	"The Woman King" May Not Tax Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness
—	1 Vote	Don't You Squirt at Me, Ladies &
—	1 Vote	Fox Anchor: If Obama Had Given a Blow Job Before, and OMG
—	1 Vote	My Father's Dragon Turns a Bizarre Book Into a Hot Pokémon Debate