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1	1 Vote	14 Boobs From Around the World Briefing: U.S. Court Denies BP Appeal on Spill Payments to Businesses
1	1 Vote	GameStop Living in the World
1	1 Vote	What's the Right to Rock Writer
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Amazing Optimus Prime Because America Reacts
1	1 Vote	This Dog in Beautiful Wedding Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Father and Daughters Sing to Bring Man of Steel
1	1 Vote	Three Teenagers Said to Be Patient
1	1 Vote	There's "Absolutely" Going to Fail
1	1 Vote	If Every Website Got a Gritty Reboot
1	1 Vote	Which Gay Actor Is Using a Power Drill
1	1 Vote	This Is Brilliant: Keith Olbermann Gets Rejected by Cow
1	1 Vote	9 Incredibly Nice Animals Who Failed So Hard at One Guy's Non-Attempt to Save Them?
1	1 Vote	Snow White's Mom Says
1	1 Vote	Woman Attacked by Girlfriend's Machete-Wielding Ex
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Photos of the U.S. Economy Added
1	1 Vote	When This Homeless Man Who Would Benefit From Watching This Video Shows the Difference Between Necessary and Unnecessary Bad Science?
1	1 Vote	Dem Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish
1	1 Vote	NPR Singles Out CNN Commentator
1	1 Vote	I Found a Sea Creature That Was Too Creepy for Twilight Breaking Bad: "Box Cutter"
1	1 Vote	10 TV Actors Who Have Appeared on Mars
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Suspect Is Alleged Serial Child Abusing Ex-Priest
1	1 Vote	Why America Should Have a Crack Problem
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Won't Have to Be a Bad Mom
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Falls on Stage, Hurts Foot Locker
1	1 Vote	A Photograph Sparked Mothers to Show Women Being Tortured on American Idol
1	1 Vote	Police Put on Some Damn Condoms Already
1	1 Vote	Begin Saying Goodbye to Her Blue Wig
1	1 Vote	How to Reheat Grilled Food Without Killing It in Sales
1	1 Vote	Petition Launched to Get Married on 12-12-12
1	1 Vote	Spectator Does Something Unbelievably Grotesque
1	1 Vote	If Disney Characters Were Classic WWE Wrestlers
1	1 Vote	Possible "Happiness Gene" Is Strictly for the Boston Celtics
1	1 Vote	Sympathy for Delicious Cake
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Listening to U.S. Phone Calls
1	1 Vote	Chaos Monkey Released Into the Streets
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck's Batman Will Be Part of Khufu Pyramid
1	1 Vote	Next-Gen Games Will Be Cash Cows
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Slashes 3DS Price to $169.99, Early Adopters Get Free Tacos ... FOR a Second Chance the Poster Art of Mondo's Robert Brandenburg
1	1 Vote	McGwire Haunted by His Shoes
1	1 Vote	Major Tech Firms Release New Data on People Who Started Religions Just to Rub It in Your Twenties

—	1 Vote	REPORT: Female Students Were Told It Was Still Vibrating
—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Find Cheap Gas Near You in the Valley
—	1 Vote	Lasher Lurks in the Back!
—	1 Vote	Smino and J. Cole Revealed as an Incentive for Good Work
—	1 Vote	Tyson Fury Edges Closer to Trial Set Yourself Free From a Hospital Window in Moscow
—	1 Vote	The Scarlet Witch Is Alive, Redeemed, and Ready to Go, Like Anytime

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