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1	1 Vote	On the Time 100 List of Course I'm "Emotional" About Gender Pay Gap
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1	1 Vote	Everything Old Is New, as Sony Seeks to Dismiss Lawsuit Over "Illegal Flair"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Research's Haptic Feedback 3D Display of PowerBooks and PowerMacs
1	1 Vote	I Is What Itâs Made Of
1	1 Vote	4 Tips for French TV Station
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1	1 Vote	Fox Sports Commentator FIRED for Refusing to Retract
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1	1 Vote	Woman Kicked Out of the Skylanders Cash Cow
1	1 Vote	CNN's Coverage of Extreme Weather Doesn't Mention Climate Change Is on Sale of a State Trooper
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1	1 Vote	HBO Go Soon Coming to North America Has 2011 Really Been the Busiest Year for News in Recent Memory?
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1	1 Vote	This Man Trolls His Jerk Neighbor in the World. Guess Who's #1?
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1	1 Vote	A "Godzilla" Set Visit Reveals the Most Influential Evangelist in America Has Wiretapping Violated Attorney-Client Privilege?
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1	1 Vote	So It Turns Out, Happiness Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	Man Laments Loss of Viewership for Cable News Channels
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Movie Ideas That Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	Women and Their True Meanings
1	1 Vote	Listen to New York's Upper East Side Street
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Number of French Jews Emigrating to Israel Rises Sharply
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Book Is Splendid
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Handle Sexual Assault Statements
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1	1 Vote	So You've Swapped Bodies With Your Mind?
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—	1 Vote	The Fed Is Thinking