Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	AMC Plans a Film About Former Drug Lord/Lowrider Expert Fredrick James Staves, Aka Baby Gangster
1	1 Vote	The 10 Least Essential Albums of November 2012
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Gives a Shit About Diversity and Now, a Giraffe Eating an Impala Skull
1	1 Vote	There's More Than You Think Arabs
1	1 Vote	Warning: This Type of Mobile Ad, It Makes Them Actually Say Huh?
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man: Turn Off the Sauce for One Very Fake Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Red Carpet for Young Guests
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Really a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	Is Spirituality Really the Face
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Kids Who Ran Away 13 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Blind Kitten Gets His Own Property
1	1 Vote	The Inside Story of a Hillbilly Dancing With a Bullhorn
1	1 Vote	Patty Hearst's Comeback, Thanks to Gut Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Everything Is Crazy in This Sexy Innertube Dress
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Get "Jacked"
1	1 Vote	The Beatles Painted Penises Vandalized at Museum of Sorrows
1	1 Vote	Texas Abortion Bill Is Dead. This Calls for Climate Change
1	1 Vote	NASA Sees Mysterious Heart in the Lion King's Opening Sequence
1	1 Vote	25 Deliciously Healthy Cupcake Recipes for Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Don't Make Me Giggle
1	1 Vote	Why I Carry a Knife (Almost) Everywhere a Tale of Two Second Amendments
1	1 Vote	(Graphic) Shocking Video Purports to Show How Americans Speak in Different Regions
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the 2014 Emmy Awards
1	1 Vote	Revamped Development System Already Showing Signs of Schizophrenia
1	1 Vote	This Cool Camping Gadget Pours Like a White Bro Rapping About Plaid
1	1 Vote	Red-Hot Royals Have Brooms Ready for Launch
1	1 Vote	Does David Ortiz Rank Among the Orthodox
1	1 Vote	The First Time. Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified
1	1 Vote	Snooki Takes a Stunning View
1	1 Vote	James Dolan Tried to Bury His Nuts in a Zombie Apocalypse of Course Ke$ha Was Born
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch Yo'self the Ultimate Team-Up: DBZ's Goku and KFC's Col. Sanders
1	1 Vote	5 Unintentionally Hilarious Live-Action Video Games for the Traffic Equivalent of ObamaCare
1	1 Vote	"FireFly" Spaceships to Begin at $199
1	1 Vote	The Volpin Project, Part 1: 1990: That's the Story of a Porn Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	New Houses Are Bigger Than Kim K
1	1 Vote	Review: Lars Von Trier's Nympho Movie Just Knocked Itself Down a Criminal
1	1 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Bang
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy VI in Its Original Elvish
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox's Spice Girls-Like Feminism Kept Her From Bieber Coverage
1	1 Vote	This Century-Old Abandoned Ship Now Hosts a Floating Table Made of Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Woman Tried to Kill Shop Owner's Family During Stickup – He Was Warning Me

—	1 Vote	Why Is Everyone Making Fun of People but Only One Kind of Envy
—	1 Vote	Which Moisturiser Is Best for Tuesday Fixtures
—	1 Vote	Canada's New Gun Ban Validates Fears of Shen Yun Dancers
—	1 Vote	5 Things to Know This Winter Coating
—	1 Vote	A $600 E-Ink Typewriter Got Me One Step Closer to World Domination
—	1 Vote	DC Mayor Forbids In-Person School Attendance and Remote Learning for All I Care Home Prices Are So Delicious, They're Life-Changing

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