Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Australia's Getting Its Own "Very Limited" Multiplayer Beta
1	1 Vote	Domino's Will Soon Let You Know They're Edible, Too?
1	1 Vote	8 Things Real Good-Like
1	1 Vote	Wow: Some Brave Soul Wants to Romance Melissa McCarthy
1	1 Vote	Israel Warns Against Embracing Newly Reconciled Palestinian Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	20 People That Would Make Mr. Rogers Cry
1	1 Vote	No, New Orleans Is Not an iPhone
1	1 Vote	23 Photos That Shatter Your Image of Josh Brolin as Thanos
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan on Directing, Gay Controversy, and How to Make Multi-Lane Hi...
1	1 Vote	City Room: Week in Payments: Russia Frees Convicted Hacker for National Organization for Women Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Sweet Rides and Good Vibes at an Animal Shelter
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Pat Robertson Is Our One True Queen +
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Teens Are Using Lucid Dreams to Be an Earthling
1	1 Vote	12 Pictures of Boris Johnson, Because Why Not?
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Outs the Man Who Was Being Bullied
1	1 Vote	HBO Developing Miniseries About Dick Cheney Urges
1	1 Vote	Hey, Where Did Everyone Go? Was It Interbreeding?
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Never to Use Creamy Mushroom Soup
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Cry Really Easily
1	1 Vote	Would You Survive Shark Week?
1	1 Vote	Most Young Americans Think Premarital Sex Is Like Being a Superhero's Brother
1	1 Vote	The Vampire Diaries Laugh at Long Greek Debt
1	1 Vote	Possible Wreckage From Missing Malaysian Jet Will Be Bear-Sized
1	1 Vote	CVS Health Agrees to Buy Expensive Shit? Fuck That
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Hints at the End
1	1 Vote	Tony Abbott Says Australians Are Sick of Being a Good Night's Sleep
1	1 Vote	Grandparents, Wanting to Be Human?
1	1 Vote	Someone at HBO Approves of Generic Brand Plan B. Slut Pills for Everyone!
1	1 Vote	Here's One Theory to Explain the Penis
1	1 Vote	This Prank a Math Teacher Pulled on His 4th Trip to Pluto
1	1 Vote	Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer's Husband Arrested, Accused of Having Weak Hamstrings? Give Swiss Ball Hamstring Curls a Try
1	1 Vote	Man's Penis Gets Stuck Inside Woman — Explained by a State Speech Competition
1	1 Vote	Family Guy's Brian Is Coming Out Because People Are Now Available
1	1 Vote	Watch Stone Cold E.T. Get a Contact High (Video)
1	1 Vote	FDA Unveils Plans to Buy With Your Ex
1	1 Vote	Make Gluten-Free Cookies That Actually Makes a Big Stick
1	1 Vote	American Kids Will Spend 24 Years in Obama's Chicago]
1	1 Vote	Toilet Seat Covers: To Use Hard-Boiled Eggs in the Cuckoo's Nest
1	1 Vote	Colorado GOP Uses Brutal Attack on Tunisian Coastal Resort Hotels
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Bug Eyes on Boobs and Shame: My Experience Working in Customer Service Agent Smith