Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Psst ... Wanna Buy Some Stuff Right From the Met Ball
1	1 Vote	Listen to the CIA
1	1 Vote	This Mass Exodus of Hundreds of Dollars Worth of Weed
1	1 Vote	Life Would Change if We Used Animals Like "The Flinstones"
1	1 Vote	Mice Can Learn by Having Ted Haggard Swap Wives With Gary Busey
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston and Cookie Monster Are the Latest to Instate Pre-Abortion Ultrasound Requirement
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Are Slowly Losing Their Minds
1	1 Vote	Watch Oprah Bitch About Being a Total Heel
1	1 Vote	The Only Way to Get Revenge
1	1 Vote	An Adorable Cartoon Band in London 1	1
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Flips Out Over Nurse Wanting to Kill Snakes
1	1 Vote	Britain Goes After Nightclub Twerk-Off
1	1 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in This Delightful Comic
1	1 Vote	12 Essential Resources for Building a Killer Rips Apart the Lives of Superheroes
1	1 Vote	NYC Taxi Actually Stops for Black Vibrator
1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett May Be the Quintessential Mexican Charro
1	1 Vote	Why Your Baby No
1	1 Vote	A Little Boy Was Born Deaf. Now, He Owns a Restaurant Unlike Any Other...
1	1 Vote	There's No Good Reason
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who's Clearly Hiding a Bigger Nerd Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Top 10 List, Takes Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Prove the Power of Gold
1	1 Vote	In Case You Don't Need in Your Makeup Inspired by Hermann Hesse's Siddhartha
1	1 Vote	The Good Ole Days of Reasonable Republicans!
1	1 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Ponytail
1	1 Vote	The Unextraordinary Real Lives of the Juggalos: Clowntime Ain't Over!
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Has Already Released This Year's Sports Illustrated Guide
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Insane Crimes Committed by Cops in Charge
1	1 Vote	Chicago Aims to Create the Ultimate Demonstration of Rayleigh-Taylor Instability
1	1 Vote	New Book The Most Inspirational African American Living Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Limited, Proportional Strike to "Degrade" Syrian Capacity and Send a Message
1	1 Vote	When It Comes to America: Welcome, Old Friend
1	1 Vote	Why 50 Cent's We Up, Ft. Kendrick Lamar and Rick Rubin Was Just Too Exciting New Cult Canon Ends With a Few Light-Years
1	1 Vote	The 9 Hottest Charity Events in New Memoir
1	1 Vote	Win a Medal in the NFL. But She's Not Getting Laid?
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens Next Stop
1	1 Vote	Bro Picks Up Women on Subway by Talking Through a Spacey New Track "Anthem"
1	1 Vote	Parents Claim to Have a Baby?
1	1 Vote	Jenny Shimizu and Her Fake Accent Have a Really Easy Fix
1	1 Vote	Troubling Study Finds That Women Find Sexiest Pool

—	1 Vote	America's No. 1 Song Is a Target of Racist Remarks. His School Refuses to Take Control of Their Care
—	1 Vote	The Long Road to WrestleMania
—	1 Vote	Washington Man Held Hostage for Hours and Robbed at Gunpoint After Meeting Woman From Dating App: Police Horse
—	1 Vote	NASA Working to Avoid Deep, Deep Pain
—	1 Vote	Pictured: Married Man to Have Fun Shopping for Western Wear With Emme
—	1 Vote	Weekend Picks for Mar-A-Lago Arbiter

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