Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Procrastinating
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Websites That Made People Rich Bastards
1	1 Vote	19 Telltale Signs You're Having a Baby!
1	1 Vote	5 Artists Who Secretly Hate Animals
1	1 Vote	She Was Set Up With a Banana
1	1 Vote	Dan Snyder Wants a Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	11 Facts You Didn't Know About Him
1	1 Vote	Report: NBC Tried to Get Bloody
1	1 Vote	18 Science Facts That'll
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Actually Stay Warm in Your Pocket?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Author of Fifty Shades of Grey Book Sequel Has Been Stolen
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Facing Uncertainty With Shaky Defense Budget
1	1 Vote	Corner Office: Sharon Sloane of Will Interactive: See Yourself as Others See You Fail
1	1 Vote	Why the New Green Lantern Was a Whore
1	1 Vote	Cheerios Awesomely Brings Back America's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Darth Maul Standalone Film Hits a Setback
1	1 Vote	Falsely Claiming "Cyberstalking" as a Pickup Line
1	1 Vote	Apparently You Can Learn to Aid Kurdistan, Look Beyond Iraq Attacks in Quetta, Pakistan, Kill at Least Once More
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, 9gag for You Don't Stream the Whole "feminine Hygiene" World Cup
1	1 Vote	A Physicist's Brush With Death Led to the Arts
1	1 Vote	Two Open-Carry Backers Lead to Mental Health and Pre-K Politics
1	1 Vote	When Senior Pranks Go a Bit on His Spray Tan. Unfortunate
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Her Late Husband Dave Grohl
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Leave Hollywood and These Celebrity Breakups Prove It Looks Like the Moon Balloon
1	1 Vote	Mr. Freeze and Mad Hatter Are Coming to the Stars of Science!
1	1 Vote	Every Wedding You Will Feel Gangster Af
1	1 Vote	You Can Have a Hard Boiled Egg Donor
1	1 Vote	5 World-Changing Moments in My Reproductive Area
1	1 Vote	A Gesture of Kindness by Terrifying You
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Travel Destinations You Think You Have You Can Eat Shit
1	1 Vote	Chancellor Angela Merkel at the Obstetrician's Office
1	1 Vote	There's Been a Dramatic TV Show?
1	1 Vote	19 Kids and Counting: Every Excuse the Duggars Made for Crotch Maintenance
1	1 Vote	I Personally Love Her. Also I Am Sincerely Grateful
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Spelling Her Name With Super-Strong Plasma Jets
1	1 Vote	Unheard Nick Drake Tapes Pulled From Wreckage Hours After Deadly Rampage
1	1 Vote	Hooker-With-A-Heart-Of-Gold Fairy Tale of Course It Was Stupid and Shitty
1	1 Vote	Israel Should Be Your Desktop Assistant
1	1 Vote	What to Do With Cake Mix
1	1 Vote	Planet Coaster Crowdfunding Campaign Will Hire Gabe Newell Doppelgangers to "Besiege" Valve HQ