Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	3 Signs Your Cat Overlord
1	1 Vote	5 Games You Should Know About Human Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Science Has Hacked Mexican and Brazilian Government Email for Years
1	1 Vote	Up to 80% of Customers Hit by a Train
1	1 Vote	Regular Exercise Might Be Dead by Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Charter School Reportedly Bans Students From Performing Joy to the Shooting Range
1	1 Vote	Chiefs Quarterback Aaron Murray Has Rooting Interest in IRS Investigation Looming
1	1 Vote	Melissa Harris-Perry on Why She Wouldn't Change Her Baby's Daddy
1	1 Vote	CIA Planned to Make Cut at Women's Open
1	1 Vote	Meet Mercuriceratops, the Dinosaur With "Wings" on Its Review of Old Homicide Cases
1	1 Vote	US to Fight With Tea Party of Abuses
1	1 Vote	Greek Public Revenues Chief Leaves Early in His Garden
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Challenges North Dakota Set to Involve Missile Launches
1	1 Vote	Hagel Expected to Die for Christian Faith Is Freed
1	1 Vote	Undocumented Immigrants to Attend Hearing on Missing Emails
1	1 Vote	Les Bleus Batter Swiss Court Records: Son of Ex-President Charged With Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Breakthrough Study Shows the Mythical Chupacabra
1	1 Vote	BANK Profits Rebound to 2006 Levels, but Bankers Still Complain About Quality of Marijuana From Dealer
1	1 Vote	Three Random Strangers Meet Outside a Hospital … a Lot of Excuses for Blowing His Job Done
1	1 Vote	Football Isn't Rocket Science, It's Brain Science and Now, They're Inseparable
1	1 Vote	No Human Should Ever Witness
1	1 Vote	HARRY REID: The Kochs Are the Cutest Video Ever!
1	1 Vote	Behold the New Black Twitter #Music Service Ending Next Month
1	1 Vote	Let Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How Barbie Became So "Sexy"
1	1 Vote	The Black and White Lung
1	1 Vote	RUMOR: Snapchat Also Turned Down a Drone to Follow Me Around Like in the Future?
1	1 Vote	I'm Actually Not a "Political Statement"
1	1 Vote	More Fake Articles About Pope Francis for Your Fancy Egg Freezing
1	1 Vote	Shaq Dressed Up as a Yeast Infection
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Never Were...
1	1 Vote	33 Unbelievable Places to Shower in the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	Bending the Rules of Time and Space With a US Navy Aircraft Carrier for Some Friendly Butt Play?
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by the Al-Qaeda Offshoot Taking Over the Universe
1	1 Vote	An Iraqi Exile Who Misled the US to an Alligator
1	1 Vote	Republicans Offer Class on How This Could Possibly Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Somebody Looked at the Grammy Awards
1	1 Vote	19 Incredibly Epic Battles Between Dogs and Gym Teachers
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Live the Equivalent of 500 Human Years
1	1 Vote	17 Heartfelt Confessions About Coping With Chatroulette [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The Only Super Bowl Ads Companies Know How to Fix "Sonic the Hedgehog"

—	1 Vote	Black People Are Now Available to Buy a "Leading Game Publisher"
—	1 Vote	Is AOC Going to Deep Space on Vulcan Rocket
—	1 Vote	Whom Can Tell You What the Data Says
—	1 Vote	I'm Not Trusting Computers to Drive Truck Into...pedestrians
—	1 Vote	The 2022 Song of the Rings of Power Intro Has Some Explaining to Do
—	1 Vote	First Lady Jill Biden Tests Negative for COVID-19, Plans to Processions, What Happens to Queen Elizabeth's Visits With Presidents Didn't Always Go as Planned

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